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Weak 3’s News Colon

For all you cantabs with intenstinal issues and a love of news

News Roundup Week 3: Guns, Ducks, and NUS Urinal Invasions

ARMIN SOLIMANI rounds up an oh-so Oxbridge week three

REVEALED: Queens’ student pursued for nine months by stalker using decapitated, ‘bloody’ rubber ducks

ABBIE COOMBS tells us about nine terrifying months of duck-based debauchery

Innocent ducklings slaughtered by Cambridge University Boat Club

And everyone is going quackers about it

Cambridge’s Sexiest Wildlife

So natural beauty. Wow.

Birdwatching in Cambridge

SEBASTIAN TRILL shares his pearls of wisdom about Cambridge’s birds.

Duck Off, Rowers!

Animal rights campaigner Lee Culley has pledged to protect birds from harm during the upcoming May Bumps.

Boatie Psychos: Bird-Bashing at Bumps

Cambridge crews have been accused of murdering ducklings at the ongoing May Bumps.

Interview: Rob Rouse

WILL HEILPERN talks to stand-up comedian and ex-Geography teacher ROB ROUSE about urban ducks, his ‘radical feminism’ and the purpose of comedy.

What a Duck-up!

Cam Conservators have been accused of attacking sitting ducks.