Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.
2000 anarchists are due to descend on the May Bumps next month in protest of Mr ASBO’s move.
Mr ASBO’s reign of terror on the Cam could finally come to an end.
Mr ASBO, Cambridge’s most dangerous swan, is set to return to the Cam any day now.
Battleship Bob, Mr ASBO’s number one defender, has received a hefty fine for disrupting May Bumps.
Every Cam-user’s feathered best friend has been removed from the river and is currently undergoing treatment for arthritis in his toe.