Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.
2000 anarchists are due to descend on the May Bumps next month in protest of Mr ASBO’s move.
Battleship Bob, Mr ASBO’s number one defender, has received a hefty fine for disrupting May Bumps.
Every Cam-user’s feathered best friend has been removed from the river and is currently undergoing treatment for arthritis in his toe.
Shocking footage has emerged showing a BBC film crew from The One Show cruelly provoking the ASBO swan.