Don’t tell your mum that Exeter’s roasties are better than hers
You might have to TC whilst reading these
Once a silly fresh, always a silly fresh
Holiday Inn Express doesn’t count as student accommodation
Yes, that is 89 pints of milk
‘Thank goodness Mummy, we’ve got an AGA’
Scratch the Freshers’ wristband, it’s the era of the emergency first-aid kit
Here to save your bacon (and eggs, toast, beans, sausage and mushroom)
Fiona Winning