See if you can survive until 5am
Firefighters have been called to the blaze
You and your flatmates already share a dining room, don’t share crabs
You’ve got to be kidding?
‘You’re not a drag queen, are you sweetie? You’re a lady’
Czech people may know English, but they don’t like speaking it
It’s just fab, admit it
It’s easier than you think
It’s like they’ve got no idea
It’s overrated despite the £2 vodka mixer
Are you gunna go secret or suspicious?
Because who wants to be represented by someone with awful eyebrows?
If you didn’t cry, did the night really happen?
This is so you
It’s the only uni worth going to in the North