Anna Paulins
Editor of The Birmingham Tab

NUS to go bankrupt in spring, according to leaked document

Lack of funding could hit student services

We went to a pleasure workshop and here’s what we learnt about our vaginas

Apparently only 63 per cent of straight women orgasm during sex

There’s going to be an online graph telling you how busy the gym is coming soon

I’ll finally be able to get on the machines

Academic boycott of UoB Dubai campus agreed in unanimous vote

The vote came in response to Matthew Hedges’ sentencing

Professor emails pic of empty lecture to her 400 English students after no one turns up

Not one. single. person

Birmingham council may dim street lights to save money, which is exactly what Selly needs

The council claims it is the ‘most challenging period’

Birmingham named the most burgled city in the UK after London

How much do you bet most of those were in Selly?

Greggs will be giving out free festive bakes in Birmingham tomorrow

Get in my belly

‘KGB’-like Student Loan Company taking away students’ finance after stalking them on Facebook

They claimed social media is a ‘public source of information’

Entire library evacuated for an ‘unattended bag’

Classic saving seats gone wrong

BREAKING: Police called after Library evacuated for ‘security reasons’

A suspicious package was left in the library

There’s a free bus taking students home safely from campus from Monday

All aboard the Selly Express

Greggs Deliveroo is coming to Birmingham

Get me that sausage roll

The University of Birmingham has been ranked 79th in the world

It came 14th in the UK

Exclusive: UoB cheerleading squad placed on probation after racial incidents

Members felt ‘ostracised’ after other cheerleaders used the n-word

UoB’s most relatable Instagram @sleepyuob is full of sleeping students

Become a bnoc in your sleep

BREAKING: Old Joe is chiming again

We were starting to worry!

The Digbeth Greggs theme park rumours are untrue

No sausage rollercoaster for Birmingham

UoB students start a petition demanding compensation after being without hot water for months

Residents are demanding compensation

We found out that The University of Birmingham only employs six qualified counsellors

All six do not work full time either