
Here’s what your TikTok For You Page actually says about you
Everyone secretly watches ASMR videos, no?
Your TikTok For You Page (FYP) reflects the type of person that you are: The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Whether you choose to admit it or not, most people have their niche and their unhealthy obsession, which can be revealed through their endless scrolling.
If you like food vids, watching someone make themselves into an LA 10 or just love Roblox, the TikTok algorithm does not judge and accepts and encourages you for who you are.
So, what does your FYP say about you? Let’s see.
Clean Girl Aesthetic
@vicky.owens How to always look put together 🤍 #howtolookputtogether #puttogether #cleangirl #cleangirlaesthetic ♬ original sound – Vicky Owens
50 step skincare routines, the perfect slick back bun, 5am workouts – we all wish we lived these girls’ lives.
If you’re someone who watches the clean girl “day in the life TikToks”, your life is probably a little bit of a mess. You’re probably sat up in bed at 2am, doomscrolling in the same hoodie you’ve worn all week.
You live vicariously through your FYP, hoping that one day you’ll be able to have the same routine that you see on your screen.
Sometimes just imagining an early wake-up and productive day is enough to enjoy bed rotting, remember that just because their life may look perfect, doesn’t mean it’s not a little messy behind the scenes.
ASMR
Most Read
@asmr_licious 💄✨🫶🏻 #lofiasmr #asmr #notalkingasmr #fastasmr #personalattention #makeup #asmrmakeup #tapping #tappingasmr #charlottetilbury ♬ Originalton – asmrlicious
Your FYP mainly consists of people tapping on bottles and bowls, scrunching materials into a microphone, and occasionally, the odd glass bottle being pushed down a flight of stairs filled with Orbeez.
Every once in a while, everyone needs to just switch off their brain and watch someone restock their fridge for 10 minutes with drinks that no one needs.
You don’t just enjoy the calm and quiet that ASMR brings; you crave it and need an endless supply of tranquil scrolling material. You are zen and in touch with your inner-being, you bring your friends that calmness that ASMR brings you.
Soap cutting is your therapy.
FoodTok
@rm_healthkitchen Quick, easy healthy low calorie, high protein dinner recipes perfect for weight loss – creamy chicken pasta #easycreamypasta #pastarecipe #highproteindinner #foodtok #creamypasta #weightlossrecipes #healthyrecipes ♬ Chosen – Duet Challenge – Blxst & Ty Dolla $ign & Tyga
You love food. You love watching food being made. You love watching food being eaten. You probably love eating food as well.
Your FYP consists of mukbangs, “what I eat in a days”, and pasta recipes that you know you’ll never make.
You are unconsciously educating yourself on all cuisines and making yourself the first port of call to choose which restaurant for your family meals and date night recipes.
Everyone gets excited by the quirky salads or sliders you’ll bring to the barbecue and can’t wait to hear when you tell them what new flavour of ice cream has been invented.
Honestly, you’re so knowledgable about food at this point that you’re basically Gordon Ramsay.
Brain Rot
@real.tungsahur My story… #brainrot #italianbrainrot #ai #memes #tungtungtung ♬ loud room – ultra slowed – lumisoun
Your FYP is feral, chaotic, and will leave anyone over the age of 30 bewildered for days.
You are the person people go to to escape reality and be completely baffled by anything that comes out of your mouth. People question you in awe as your brain capacity is bigger than anyone else’s that can’t reel off brain rot at every chance imaginable.
You live in your own little world that only makes sense to you which is just how you like it.
BookTok
@amyjordanj I’ll never stop recommending these books 🤍 #BookTok #selfhelpbooks #growth #selfhelp #bookrecommendations #booksilove #bookclub #selflove #bookgirl #bookstoreadinyourtwenties #foryou ♬ The Panic Years Truly 20s – ellelouisewilmot
You stumbled upon smut last year and now your FYP is plastered with imaginary men with red flags and six packs. As a result of your insatiable appetite for more, your bookshelves are full but your bank account is empty.
You don’t just read books, you feel them. The words on the page jump out at you and you are so grateful for your online community that share recommendations and allow for vivid discussions.
Your frankly unhealthy relationship with fictional characters has made your relationships expectations for real-life unattainable and you wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s you and your books against the world.
Conspiracy Theories
@globalthoughtsnow The scariest conspiracy theories😳 #scary #theorie #conspiracies #tails #atlantis #lostcity ♬ 13 Angels Standing Guard ‘Round The Side Of Your Bed – Silver Mt. Zion
Your FYP is full of eery music and intense videos that all start with “these are conspiracy theories that I believe in…”, accompanied by the most unhinged theory known to man.
You spend your time scrolling through comments for hours into the early morning and always having to give your input if you really believe something is true.
You are highly opinionated, well-spoken, and not afraid to stand up for something you feel passionate about. Unfortunately, you’re probably also very impressionable (which isn’t always a bad thing) and always believe what people are telling you. That being said, your FYP has definitely made your sleep schedule borderline non-existent.
Shopping TikTok
@bethanykajtar HUGE shopping haul #fyp #shoppinghaul #haul ##louisvuitton##foryoupage##foryou##london##shopping ♬ original sound – beth 🎀
You live, breathe, and eat hauls of every kind. Makeup hauls, skincare, clothes, shoes, bags, accessories, household items, pet toys, car accessories – literally anything labelled HAUL has you engrossed.
Your FYP has an unhealthy relationship with your bank account and TikTok Shop is your best friend. Whether it’s a useless gadget or a gym clothes haul, you just double tap your Apple Pay and close your eyes.
Like the conspiracy theory lovers, you too are extremely impressionable and impulsive. I mean, you literally only need to see one person rave about a product and you turn into a vampire thirsty for serums.
Everyone knows that you don’t wear the same outfit twice and they know that if they need advice or to be persuaded into buying something that you’re their gal.
You’ve turned your house into a parcel shop and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Opening parcels gives you the serotonin boost you need to sit through hours of Shein hauls.
Everything weird and wonderful in between
Your FYP is a wonderful mess of all of the above mixed together. With every swipe comes a surprise which tickles your brain to no end. You like living life on the edge and are open to any obstacles that might come your way.
You’re not fussy and your friends would describe you as a social butterfly, easy to get on with and down for whatever.
Featured image via @mattisoncurtlynn/@rhegmukbangs on TikTok