Guys, MAFS Australia is nearly over and you’re not prepared for how close the reunion is

The finale of MAFS Australia season 12 is fast approaching for UK viewers, and I’m simply not ready for the unbridled chaos the reunion is set to bring. Buckle up, b***hes.

Let’s take a walk down memory lane so we all collectively understand how absolutely bonkers this season of MAFS Australia has been. We’ve had:

• One of the most hated grooms in years, Tim Gromie
• A couple returning to the experiment in new marriages
• Several cheating scandals involving Adrian
• The most stable relationship combusting in the final weeks
• Paul getting physical with the wall
• Jacqui Burfoot’s jarring statements, activities
• Countless couple swaps
• And way too many uses of the word bogan

Though the final vows are now just four days away, following quickly by a two-part reunion that will shake us to the core, we still have a few storylines left to unfold. Get your calendar out because here’s what to expect, when to expect it, and when to start binge-watching another series when your 9 pm time slot feels empty.

When is the final episode of MAFS Australia season 12?

As always, Australia watched season 12 of MAFS ahead of us viewers here in the UK. We kinda know all the details already, unless you’ve somehow managed to skip spoilers on Twitter, but the final episode will officially air on Channel 4 on Thursday, May 8. It will be shown between 7.30 pm and 9.15 pm.

An official schedule is as such:

May 1: Final dinner party
May 5: Final Vows part one
May 6: Final Vows part two

When is the MAFS Australia reunion?

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After that, we’ve got a double reunion being aired on May 7 and May 8. The first instalment will be the final dinner party, where Clint and Jacqui’s relationship is exposed, followed by the final commitment ceremony on May 8. Though most of this season’s cast are included, numerous cast members have boycotted the reunion for various reasons. These include: Morena Farina, Lauren Hall, Tim Gromie, and Jake Luik.

“If you think that dinner parties throughout the season were tumultuous, you need to wait for this one, because this one is absolutely hectic. And yeah, I think I am at the forefront of some of it as well, too,” Teejay teased.

Jamie also said: “It is a lot having that many people at one Dinner Party like you can I could barely hear what was going on from one side to the other, to that many people. So, I mean, you’ve seen this season.

“No matter if there are five of us that get together or 30 of us that get together, it’s always going to be chaos. There’s a few people I don’t want to see, but that’s just like, that’s just life.”

I am so ready.

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