Clubbers of the Week: Trying to avoid freshers flu in Week Two

Still early in the semester, let’s see how the new freshers like Edi’s clubs?

6 months ago

Becca Boyne | Guides

It’s week two and that means the fresh faced first years haven’t been shamed out of their club behaviour yet.

Take note: Club etiquette doesn’t include elbowing, side eye or just dropping full ass cups in the middle of a packed Subway.

Stunner of the Week

Winner:

Only you two could make Big Cheese look this cute

Runners up:

Love to see such a wholesome Tama moment

You guys are serving looks and good vibessss

Honestly might be the sweetest clubbers in why not

Hot, sexy and slaying guys

Subway was made for you guys!

Creeper of the week:

Winner:

Why are there 60-year-olds in Subway?

Runners up:

This photo is haunting

Apologise to Charli and to us for having to witness that abomination of an outfit

RUN, run for your lives girls if you value them

Your eyes are giving crazed (in a semi cute way tho x)

Wanker of the week

Winner:

Toxic masculinity at its finest (be better, you’re literally at hive)

Runners up:

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The girl in the backs cringing and so are we

Serving face? It’s giving Prince Charles

Does this need a caption? Think about what you’ve done…

This photo speaks for itself… wanker

You make me feel nauseous lollllll

Heroine of the week

Winner:

Get your venom girl! And don’t let any man push you out the way from it!!!

Runners up:

If I was in why not being handed a cupcake you would be my undoing x

Heroine for making it to hive, trooper you have done your friends proud

Fuck, this man he needs to be on your level girls!!

Smiles all round, you herooooo

WTF moments of the week

Winner:

This photo echos… why has big cheese down hill soooo far??

Runners up:

You’re on a night out in Subway, what are you confused about ?

WTF did you think you were doing here???

Me trying to act sober in front of the bouncers

The desperation in his eyes should be studied

Unhappy couples of the week

Winners:

You can look happy, you know that right?

Runners up:

Are they fighting? Are they flirting? Who knows

Are you an unhappy couple? No. Have you made me feel violently unhappy? Definitely.

The juxtaposition is chefs kiss

What happened to saying cheese? (Don’t be afraid to be affectionate x)

Third wheel of the week

Winner:

I feel like we are the third wheel here

Runners up:

Charli, Brat summer is over, you don’t belong here anymore

Third wheel with some side-eye

Guys it totally okay to smile x

Album cover of the week

Winner:

Barry chuckle for the win

Runners up:

At least someone loves Big Cheese

Girl you’re the main character

This is low key a great ad for Subway, bros in his feels

A little Love Wednesdays Rave, LOVE

Best of the rest

Winner:

Girl if you need help send us a signal

Runners up:

This looks like the ideal night

Boy zone? Soo 30 years ago

YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER

Stunning.

Ending on a great note x

Let me introduce you to a little club called Hive…

Get a grip.. get it

Why would you do this to yourselves ?

What was the pep talk for this photo?

Photographer credits

Thomas Miller: The Hive

David Stewart, Dominik Withak: Subway Cowgate

Kealan Bond: Why Not

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