These 48 The Apprentice memes are the reason I failed the task

Last night, The Apprentice was back. And as expected, the series 15 candidates are awful, the tasks are chaos and The Apprentice memes are 10/10.

The boys didn’t know the difference between a rhino and an elephant, the girls were absolutely clueless and one of the candidates looks a lot like a Michael McIntyre lovechild. This is the television gold we have needed for so long.

So bring me back in the boardroom and tell me I’m the reason you failed the task, because here are the 48 best memes from The Apprentice last night.

Firstly, WE’RE BACK BABY

https://twitter.com/Bando_Living/status/1179334885217050624?

2. It’s looking good, the receptionist means business

https://twitter.com/jonoread/status/1179488177142353921

3. Am I seeing double or???

Bold choice to have exactly the same contestants as last year #TheApprentice

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 2, 2019

4. He sells pillas don’t ya know

https://twitter.com/NickDeeeeeee/status/1179489418140405761

5. We found what the Teletubbies look like now and the transformation is WILD!!

https://twitter.com/jonoread/status/1179489709011214336

6. Forever my prince

Feel like pure shit just want Kayode back x#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/7XvrZzCE0x

— tasha louise 💗 (@eds_afterglow) October 2, 2019

7. This guy is going to make EXCELLENT television

8. PM in the first task?? How about no???

https://twitter.com/Emily_Macleod9/status/1179489285977903104

9. I can’t un-see this now, thank you

https://twitter.com/tonysheps/status/1179491691117584385

10. YIKES

11. He has already divided the nation

usually give it 2-3 episodes to hate someone but this guys an exception jesus #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/7v3VnfUZRK

— beth (@bethshirlaw63) October 2, 2019

12. I have never enjoyed a candidate more

https://twitter.com/samuel_savage_/status/1179490926298832896

13. ?

https://twitter.com/Syllris/status/1179477747669852162

14. Alright hun we get it

https://twitter.com/Ali_Givenchy/status/1179492245592035335

15. STOP IT

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/2FY6iF62Zl

— Adele Ankers-Range (@A_AnkersRange) October 2, 2019

16. Can you lower your tone

https://twitter.com/TrottersDan/status/1179491831618457605

17. GREAT!!!

“i worked in the UK’s best wine bar” #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/LqBQcYA4vA

— bc 💫 (@BethCookPR) October 2, 2019

18. They were a bit desperate weren’t they

https://twitter.com/Emily_Macleod9/status/1179491552588120066

19. Sorry but I love him

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person *literally* look down their nose at someone before#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/qzOteZ70xC

— Bemused Claude (@BemusedClaude) October 2, 2019

20. Cute x

https://twitter.com/locksielou/status/1179487893984817152

21. And here we are!!!

https://twitter.com/Duannesworth/status/1179487445164924929

22. Sorry WHAT?!

https://twitter.com/MasonWEHB/status/1179492822124240899

23. IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

#TheApprentice. Boys bus pic.twitter.com/MjFYIU4LUF

— Mark Lawes (@Markslawes) October 2, 2019

24. RIP

The girls bus #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/hXrYJZ6iFB

— Ieste (@Irenestephens) October 2, 2019

25. Would anyone?

26. Are u ok

Err, I don’t think they’re elephants. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/CluxSj2kXo

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) October 2, 2019

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27. Not just any wine bar, the BEST wine bar

https://twitter.com/DavidMackayy/status/1179497674678112258

28. NOOOOO

https://twitter.com/seanmcbae/status/1179496495965454336

29. They are absolutely clueless

deleted scenes from the safari tours on #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/xIaTpdTYye

— Ry Granger (@Ryangrangerrr) October 2, 2019

30. Just shut up

https://twitter.com/LoveIslandDisc1/status/1179496445046657024

31. Yep ok I see it

If Michael McIntyre and Kim Jong-un had a child… #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/ztIyoWv10N

— Notgreggwallace (@GreggggWallace) October 2, 2019

32. Yeah you’re wrong

‘Hippos live until they’re 70. I think that’s right. But it might be wrong.’#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/wNpdcWh5U4

— Bemused Claude (@BemusedClaude) October 2, 2019

33. Uncanny!!

rob beckett has got to be proud of his big brother! #theapprentice pic.twitter.com/fQiyUvv80p

— maia (@mcnstantinides) October 2, 2019

34. They were … shit?

Me trying to work out how the girls team got through that….. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Waxmu7wN4m

— Kyle⚪ (@kmo919) October 2, 2019

35. Love him tho x

#TheApprentice And the national arrogant prick of the year award goes to: pic.twitter.com/HQTWntIr14

— will conway (@willconway66) October 2, 2019

36. Where do they find these people?

https://twitter.com/ElleVsWorld/status/1179495625211207680

37. And that’s the tea

https://twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/1178790871707332609

38. REMEMBER WHEN HE TURNED UP WITH A SLING

https://twitter.com/jacksalter96/status/1179470300578242560

And then he had his big “acting” task with the animations and all he did was tilt his head!!! And when he “directed” the airline advert on the beach!!!!

And this (!!!!):

Enough about Kurran but just want him back ok

39. Oh my GOD

https://twitter.com/SamGHill23/status/1179487607304183810

40. Incredible

The Apprentice opening titles run…

Me 5 minutes later after hearing the candidates speak: https://t.co/JfbHYSElsb

— Freddie Burns (@FreddieBurns) October 2, 2019

41. Sooo pretty x

I absolutely love elephants 😍😍😍#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/qecatmJw2K

— Bemused Claude (@BemusedClaude) October 2, 2019

42. STOP THIS

What are Michael McIntyre and Rob Beckett doing on #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/y31TKxJ05B

— @RIL1959 (@RIL1959) October 2, 2019

43. Add: What is the best wine bar in the UK?

https://twitter.com/SusieLiz/status/1179500247720042496

44. AAAAAY we’re all shit!

#theapprentice boardrooms be like pic.twitter.com/OzxuOwoyZF

— ★ ANASTAZIA ★ (@__Anastazia__) October 2, 2019

45. Lmaaaoo Alan ur so funny aha x

https://twitter.com/regurgitited/status/1179499677194084352

46. The Bridge cafe got real fancy

https://twitter.com/ieumari/status/1179501010202562561

47. AAY Lord Sugar’s mugged you off there

https://twitter.com/Prettyinpinks/status/1179498841491607552

48.

#TheApprentice 2019 without any context pic.twitter.com/AoPE8Cvuv5

— beckx549 (@beckx549) October 2, 2019

The Apprentice is back next Wednesday at 9pm on BBC One. The first episode is available to stream on catch-up on BBC iPlayer.

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