Even Greggs used to sell them
We’re trying to reduce the number of cars on campus
You wouldn’t want to miss a Tiki Thursday
According to a trained psychotherapist
Bye bye Strathclyde
Because Applied Mathematics isn’t funny already
Could it be anymore Scottish?
We’re more satisfied than the London unis
And he’s not getting it back
Because there’s more to life than football
It’s like an opinion poll
Those loan debts don’t seem so bad now
This is the vote they all care about
‘A nuclear free world is something I deeply care about’
Or is it Kandy?