4. Freshers’ Week is overrated
When rent’s due, it won’t be you with FOMO anyway – it’ll be all your mates in halls x
*Gasp* how will you cope without the 4-in-1 air fryer?
Ok I admit Southampton ranked as fifth
It’s not the end of the world
BRB, off to borrow my neighbour’s dog
Nando’s? Matchas? A whole steak dinner?
Don’t forgot to pack your Harry Styles crochet kit and your DJ turntable!