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Johnathan Zemlik

JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK takes on the UL and muses on the possibility of Cambridge Cludeo.

Will Seymour

WILL SEYMOUR appears to be having boredom-induced hallucinations in the UL.

Theatre Sniffer Dog: Week 3

KIERAN CORCORAN has been chasing down crime, but still has some energy left for theatre.

Fitfinder Back Bigger And Better With Dragon Dosh

Fitfinder returns better than ever as Floxx, with new map and app features making it easy to use anywhere.

UL Branches Out

UL bosses have planted “Solar Trees” to provide energy to keep the books ticking over.

Exclusive: FitFinder Offline After Founder Is Fined

Popular student website FitFinder.co.uk has been forced offline – The Tab can exclusively reveal that the withdrawal comes after disciplinary action aginst the site’s founder.

Deal Or No De-UL?

Controversial plans to rename the prestigious Cambridge University Library after the highest bidding sponsor have attracted no bids.

How To Pull In The UL

Where have all the fitties gone? DAVID DRAKE tracks them down.

Attack of the Clones

Could you handle 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day? TABATHA LEGGETT investigates the pressures of looking perfect.

Will McAdam

Forget the UL for a quickie. WILL MCADAM assures you it’s all about late-night rendezvous in the bog roll aisle.

Will McAdam

Keep it Courteous

Art Attack

Armageddon, acid house raves, a jar of solidified wank? HOLLY STEVENSON investigates the weird and wonderful world of creativity in Cambridge.

Touch My Books

Germaine Greer thinks the UL is now a “beacon of naffness”. DAVID DRAKE encourages her to embrace her inner child.

Fury Over UL Rename

The University has revealed plans to sell the University Library’s name to the highest bidder.