Face it, you’re rubbish: tried, tested and catastrophically failed attempts at self-improvement.
The Tab’s resident mystic delivers another round of scarily-accurate premonitions.
This weeks highlights include Elvis and mozzarella, but Jedward is going down.
‘Getting a few quid out of the rich gits every day’: we take to the streets to burst the bubble.
Viagra too expensive/embarrassing to get your hands on? Try our culinary alternatives.
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Robert Smith
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