Sainsbury’s

Sainsbury’s Triumph – The Full Story

Lord Sainsbury has been elected Chancellor. Check out the latest reaction, have your say, and read a conclusive round up of the events right here.

The Race for Chancellor

As the elections for Chancellor get underway, we talk to the candidates about what they hope to achieve and how they rate their chances.

Uni Supremacy Struggle As Sainsbury’s Storm On

Recent developments from supermarket giant Sainsbury’s may pose grave danger for the uni and future students if urgent measures are not undertaken.

Ex-Tesco CEO To Talk At Union

The former CEO of Tesco will give a talk at the Union on Wednesday, just a week after riots in Bristol over the opening of a new Tesco.

Politics Tarred with an Oily Brush

After The Sun proclaims “Garages are Penny Pinchers” FREYA BERRY has a go at some satire of her own.

CamCakes

Fiztbillies is shut (haven’t you heard?!) LEAF ARBUTHNOT explores your other options.

Tab Tries: Living By The Die

Live and let die… WILL SEYMOUR sells his soul to six little spots for a night of Basics rum and liberal nudity.

Cam All Ye Faithful?

Cambridge has been named as the 6th least festive city in the UK, with Oxford only one place below.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates – Week Six

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates introduces you to ‘danger milk’ and invents a new universal truism.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: Week Four

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates apologises for its lateness this week, but it’s been in a dire essay crisis and the maintenance man’s pigeon carcass didn’t help matters.

BBQ Summer?

The Tab’s in-house booze-hound TOM MICHAELIS talks us through some summer cocktails. Recreational drinking does not mean you have a problem.

The Perfect Picnic

LETTICE FRANKLIN’s recipes for a scrumptiously cheap picnic.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: May Week

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: May Week Special.

Night Night, Sleep Tight

LIZ ELDER wonders whether it’s true that less than six hours sleep per night can shorten your lifespan.

Review: The New and Improved Sainsbury’s

MAX LEVINE: After the renovation, my friend and I ‘will be spending our combined four-figure nectar points (that’s right girls, we’ll show you a good time) elsewhere.’

Will McAdam

Forget the UL for a quickie. WILL MCADAM assures you it’s all about late-night rendezvous in the bog roll aisle.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: Week Five

Charlie Brooker – hot stuff. Other people – not-so-hot stuff.

Parents Get Lost

Parents cramping your style? DAVID DRAKE fights against the pampering parental unit piercing the bliss of the university bubble.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: Week Three

You still know the drill, but the drill works.

Review: Cambridge Supermarkets

JANIS BURNS tells us which supermarkets cut the mustard.