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Virtuous Debauchery: The Fairtrade Party

If you buy Fairtrade, then you’ve got karma points to spare. And what better way to spend them than by getting lashed and having a debauched party? ALEX BOWER tells you how to incorporate Fairtrade yoghurt, quinoa and cotton into a night of naughty antics.

What Is Wrong With Our Night Life?

JAMES EVANS on looking for fun in Cambridge clubs – and failing.

Toilet Confessions: Ladies’ Night

Ever wondered what girls talk about in the toilet? KATIE MAIR camped out in a Cindies cubicle to find out…

Gardi’s Turn 50!

Cambridge’s favourite kebab house celebrates its 50th birthday this year.

Interview: Vas Annaastasiou

As Gardies turns 50, TABATHA LEGGETT talks to manager VAS ANNAASTASIOU about drunk students, art exhibition plans and aphrodisiacs.

TA Face Vombardment

For the 6th year in a row, an emergency medical tent run by the Territorial Army was set up in Cambridge to deal with the New Year’s Eve casualties.

Tab Tries: Chat-Up Lines, Again

After the dubious success of Tab Chat-Up Lines, Mark I, five brave men tested a few more unconventional gems. Expressions of loathing, slaps and offers of prayers for their damaged souls ensued.

Freshers’ Stories

Our new Fresher writer JESS BALLANCE rounds up some of the most embarrassing stories they’ve heard from Freshers’ Weeks. Have you been named and shamed?

What The Porter Saw

SWYN HAF has a word with the omniscient porter.

F.My.Life.

Cambridge students come clean about their embarrassing, painful and just plain stupid moments over the past week. Massive fails abound.

It’s Funny Because It’s Facebook

Way more interesting than your average ‘I-lost-my-phone-in-Revs’ groups. Join at your own risk.