At least we’re not London Met
The taxi is ridiculously expensive
Get the look everyone is after
The gossip is amazing
It’s not what you’re expecting
Many will end up being your new BFFs
Ew, that was so last year
Spoiler: it’s all bad
It’s actually bloody hard work
A lot
It is never appropriate to ask about dildos
It’s like Made in Chelsea decamped to Clifton Down Sainsbury’s
We’re too high to care about exciting sex
Durdham is actually so boring
Fake it ’til you make it
‘I’m pretty sure all my stuff is gone’
Carys Thompson
Celina Brar
Livi Brooks-McLaughlin
Jacob Miron
Georgia Walters
Georgie Wilson
Darcy Winter
The Tab
Chloe Cole
Frankie Talbot
Dan Waugh
Conrad Young