Bre Tiesi is selling really horrendous Selling Sunset girlboss merch, and it’s so cringe
What was she thinking?!
Ok, if there’s one stand-out Selling Sunset star who screams about how much she DNGAF, it’s Bre Tiesi. But, her latest line of merchandise kinda has us thinking she really might…
If you thought the Selling Sunset cast’s flashy outfits and petty drama were the peak of luxury delusion, wait until you see what Bre is selling online.
The Netflix real-estate agent and certified cool-girl mom has launched her own line of “empowerment” merch, but instead of sleek and chic, it’s giving chaotic Etsy energy.
Think slogans that feel like they were scribbled on a Mean Girls burn book and slapped onto $75 hoodies. It’s supposed to scream confidence and rebellion, but somehow it just whispers “I got bored between listings.”
Let’s take a look at Bre’s merch
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Bre’s new store, the Bre Tiesi Shop, features a collection of tees, hoodies, and sweatpants that look like they were designed for a post-gym tantrum rather than a Beverly Hills brunch.
Items include the $75 “If You’re a B**ch” hoodie in black, cream, or red, and the matching crop tee for $45.
There’s also a “Bye B**ch” tee and something called the Dagger Hoodie, which, to be fair, could double as a prop in one of Selling Sunset’s many chaotic scenes.
It’s clear Bre’s going for an edgy, boss-babe-meets-streetwear vibe, but the execution lands somewhere between rebellious teen energy and “I just discovered Canva.”
The font screams sarcasm, the price tags whisper confusion, and the overall aesthetic feels like a dare, as if she’s testing how far her Instagram followers’ loyalty will go.
It’s sadly a real cringe-fest
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The boldest piece of the bunch, a tee emblazoned with “If you’re a btch, I’ll be a cnt,” seems like Bre’s attempt at turning her Selling Sunset attitude into a personal brand. But where her on-screen confidence comes across as sharp and composed, this merch line feels like a parody of that same persona. It’s giving Girlboss 2015, not Oppenheim Group luxury real estate mogul 2025.
And the kicker? These aren’t limited-edition novelty drops, this is her actual brand. Each piece is priced like designer loungewear but styled like a dare from your chaotic friend who thinks empowerment means being the loudest person in the room.
To her credit, Bre’s never pretended to be subtle.
Between juggling reality TV, parenting, and a fitness empire, she’s built her whole identity on being unapologetic. But even the most devoted Selling Sunset viewers might agree, charging $75 for a hoodie that insults your buyer might not be the ultimate flex.
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