Tim Squirrell

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Tim Squirrell – There’s nowhere like Cambridge

In his final column, TIM SQUIRRELL takes a step back and muses on the Bubble as a whole.

Tim Squirrell – Men have problems too

This week, TIM SQUIRRELL wants to broach the subject of men’s issues…

Tim Squirrell – Why do I even have to say this?

TIM SQUIRRELL is in a really bad mood because of men who act like misogynistic shitstains.

Tim Squirrell – Isolation

As exam season truly begins, TIM SQUIRRELL wants to broach the topic of isolation in Cambridge.

Tim Squirrell – I feel like a fraud

This week, TIM SQUIRRELL talks candidly about why he’s almost scared by the idea of not being depressed.

Tim Squirrell – Just try your best

This week, TIM SQUIRRELL plunges into the sinkhole of insatiable self-criticism.

Tim Squirrell – The Tragedy of Enthusiasm

In his first columnn, TIM SQUIRRELL regales us with his thoughts on motivation, identity and keen freshers.

Why Cambridge is still not doing enough to protect your mental health

TIM SQUIRRELL explains how far there is still left to go for adequate mental health provision at Cambridge University.

An Illustrated Guide to Cambridge Chat-Up Lines

TIM SQUIRRELL depicts where you’ve been going wrong all those years.

Addenbrooke’s Panto: Star Wards

Non-medic Star Wars virgin CHLOE COLEMAN and fallen-medic TIM SQUIRRELL venture to Anglia Ruskin and find out that medics can be funny too – all in the name of charity.

Self-Harm: A Story

Tim Squirrell wants to dispel the myths and stigma surrounding the practice of self-harm (warning: this article contains subject matter that might prove traumatic to those with experience of self-harm or other mental health issues).

On a Point of Information

The only people who should be shut out of a debate are those who haven’t informed themselves, argues TIM SQUIRRELL.

It’s Time To Cut CUSU Some Slack

Most of us don’t give a fifth of a shit, but TIM SQUIRRELL thinks their work’s worth defending.

Porn on Uni Internet: Ban this Sick Filth?

TIM SQUIRRELL and LAURA BATEY give and receive over the merits of digital masturbatory material.

A Fresher’s Guide to Getting Ahead in Cambridge

TIM SQUIRRELL presents a handy guide for how to give yourself a headstart in becoming popular at Cambridge.

The Tab Meets: Mark Thomas

TIM SQUIRRELL chats to Mark Thomas about his new show 100 Acts of Minor Dissent, political comedy and the Daily Mail.

Addenbrooke’s May Ball 2013

TIM SQUIRRELL is left unimpressed by a surprise end to his May Week.

St John’s May Ball 2013

TIM SQUIRRELL, filling in as reviewer, declares St John’s May Ball a resounding success.

The Tab Mental Health Survey: A Response

TIM SQUIRRELL reflects on the results of The Tab’s Mental Health Survey.

And I And Silence

While it may not be easy viewing, TIM SQUIRRELL is impressed by a play that does not shy away from its own horror.

Messing About On The River

With May Bumps approaching, TIM SQUIRRELL muses on the ‘joys’ of rowing.

Be Whoresome

TIM SQUIRRELL is sick of slagging women off, and argues all genders should wear their promiscuity with pride.

The Long And Short Of It

6″4 TIM SQUIRRELL explains why it’s actually the tall people that get the short end of the stick in life.