Simon Bajkowski
Fitz, History A grim northerner, Simon has slowly accepted the lack of cheap beer or 'proper' food further south, and now merely spends his time moaning about that. When not doing this or being snowed under by his degree, Simon covers news in Cambridge, and very occasionally forms enough of an opinion to write that down too.

BREAKING: Fez Sleeping Without The Fish

More trouble for Cambridge’s nightclubs. Fez’s future is in doubt again, after Big Fish announced they’re pulling their night there on Sundays.

UPDATE: Body Found In The Cam

UPDATE: the body found in the Cam on Sunday has been identified.

Star Fresher Up For National Award

A Downing fresher’s school DT project has bagged her a nomination for the national Women of the Future Awards.

Sidney’s Singer Goes Solo For Charity

A Sidney student and Tab favourite will be pedalling through the night in the aid of charity, with a bit of help from friends and The Wire.

BREAKING: Sainsbury Scores Top Post

In an unsurprising result, Lord Sainsbury has won the race to be the next chancellor of the uni. Are you happy with the result?

Chancellor Race Heats Up In The Sun

Excitement (and a queue) is building along King’s Parade as alumni flock to vote and rumours and scandals start to swirl in the chancellor elections.

Student Plays Matchmaker With New Site

A Jesus student helping Cantabs with their love lives with a new site that lets people anonymously text whoever they’ve got the hots for.

Rugby Blues Rover The Moon With New Sponsors

Jack Wills have sealed a deal to sponsor Varsity rugby this year, and have taken stash to new levels by chucking in some complimentary cars.

Ansari Answers

SIMON BAJKOWSKI sits down to talk about Surrey, success and Sky TV with Tit Hall Cricket star ZAFAR ANSARI.

Cambridge On Top Of The World, Again

A number of top uni rankings tables have confirmed what many of us already know: Cambridge is simply unbeatable.

Clash In Cambridge As Riot Violence Spreads

There were arrests and injuries last night as police confronted a gang of youths heading for a Cambridge shopping centre.

Downing May Ball

SIMON BAJKOWSKI has an Olympian time, with only minor mess-ups.

UPDATE: What A Pickle!

As the comments continue to come in thick and fast after the drama with Eric Pickles at the Union, The Tab gets two different views of the situation

Sex-Starved Or Just Faithful?

New survey results show that students at nearly every other uni have more sexual partners than those here in Cambridge.

Uni Supremacy Struggle As Sainsbury’s Storm On

Recent developments from supermarket giant Sainsbury’s may pose grave danger for the uni and future students if urgent measures are not undertaken.

Britain’s Got More Entertaining

SIMON BAJKOWSKI muses on the changing face of Britain’s Got Talent, suggesting that since this series runs off the back of an oh-so-familiar precedent, the post-modern viewer requires something different from the BGT experience. Enter Messrs McIntyre and Hoff.

Boffin Beard’s BAFTA Beaut

Classics Professor Mary Beard could be set for a BAFTA after her documentary on Pompeii was nominated in the Secialist Factual section.

John’s Ball Bidding Bonanza Begins

Four pairs of tickets for John’s Ball have been put on Ebay for charity auction, with the committee announcing all sorts of treats for this year’s guests.

Jail For Gilmour?

Charlie GIlmour could face jail after pleading guilty to violent disorder in the student protests last year, although he has been granted bail until after his exams.

Cambridge Goes On Offensive Over Access

Both students and academics have come out against MP’s allegations over university intake, winning the support of key education groups in the process.