How to make it seem like you know how to eat, sleep, rave, and repeat.
The May Bumps are believed to be the largest student sport by participation, nationally. Make sure you know something about it.
How to make it seem like you know when to eat asparagus with your hand.
What should students turn their lack-of-disaffiliation anger towards?
How to make it seem like your valet knows how to dress you.
How to make it seem like you actually spend time working whilst here.
How to make it seem like you have tea more than Her Majesty, the Queen.
How to make it seem like you were born with a mother-of-pearl spoon in your mouth.
A handy guide for the ignorant to pretend you know something about rowing.
Robert Shearme