Robert Shearme
Robert Shearme
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Oktoberfest in March

What pet should you keep at your college?

Societal Strife

College Life Complications

Agony Aunt Shearme: Vacation Vexations

Cambridge Etiquette, the Freshers’ Edition: Back to sCool

Was Theresa May right to criticise Safe Spaces?

#socialcommentary

Tab guide to etiquette: Clubbing

How to make it seem like you know how to eat, sleep, rave, and repeat.

BUMPS: Day 3 Roundup

Find out what happened to whom, by who.

BUMPS: Day 2 Roundup

Find out what happened, to whom, by who.

BUMPS: Day 1 Roundup

Find out what happened, to whom, by who.

BUMPS: The history of it all

The May Bumps are believed to be the largest student sport by participation, nationally. Make sure you know something about it.

Tab Guide to etiquette: formal dining

How to make it seem like you know when to eat asparagus with your hand.

What should your college disaffiliate from?

What should students turn their lack-of-disaffiliation anger towards?

Tab Guide to etiquette: Lounge suits and dinner jackets

How to make it seem like your valet knows how to dress you.

Anglia Ruskin and Hughes Hall clash leads to capsize

Rowing is turned on its head – literally.

Tab guide to etiquette: Sex

How to make it seem like you’ve read the Kama Sutra.

Lectures, libraries, and ‘lims

How to make it seem like you actually spend time working whilst here.