I’d rather have a quiet night’s sleep thanks

Did somebody say Rebekah Vardy?

Calling all smokers

It’s not just Gangnam Style

You might even get around to calling your Mum

They’re only saying what we’re all thinking

Of course it’s not cold outside

If you say you hate it you’re lying to yourself

Although you may come across someone with a name like Warner Huntington III

Never have I ever done something scandalous

Once again it’s time for Piers Morgan to be quiet