Hallam Breen
Bristol Uni, English Undergrad @HalBreen_

We got an English lecturer to review Tinder chat up lines

‘This is precisely the purpose of the Humanities’

The Galleries might just be the least edgy place in Bristol

Go home shopping centre, you’re drunk

How to convince people that you’ve got your shit together

Fake it ’til you make it

How to be the hermit housemate

There’s always one

The one where we went to Friendsfest

Could it BE any more inspiring?

Graduate becomes an international class athlete after only 11 months training

Jedidiah is a track cyclist

We Are Your Friends is an overcooked American dream of awful EDM music

Even Zac Efron looks dead behind the eyes

You can now Instagram landscape and portrait photos without resizing

Instagreat news

We visited the worst Tesco in the country

It’s actually really incredible – in a meta way

Flawless mum looks just like her 19-year-old daughter

People mistake them for twins

It turns out pranking your housemate isn’t as hilarious as you’d think

I’ve had more fun in Bunker

How to have sex in the ASS: The only guide you need

Because studying makes you horny

I ate at Skipchen, a place where the food is literally rubbish

My meal was better than their pun

How to break up with your housemates

‘I don’t want to live with you anymore’

The best of the worst toilet graffiti in Bristol

Behold the beautiful poetry of the toilet stall

I stood on a massive penis

And it’s the most action I’ve got at uni

I ate out of bins for a week

And I didn’t die

Freshers will spend over £1million in their first week at uni

£49,140 of that is splashed on kebabs