You’re a fool if you actually go to the library
Getting rid means accepting it’s overĀ
Shake that tail-feather
There was a baby strapped to a raver’s chest
Suspected spottings of magic mushrooms on campus and in halls
The owner of a barber shop that doesn’t allow women in has been attacked by people pushing tampons through his letterbox
Bitching about carni’s meat ban is selfish and ignorant
Bloody first years
Liverpool’s poshest fresher can’t hack it in Carnatic
Because who doesn’t want to reveal their dirtiest secrets about one night stands when they’re in the library?