“Yeah, it’s like, pretty much in London”
Our library fees alone cover Paul Layzell’s yearly salary
They’ve exceeded their donations target by over £1000
He is believed to have started a ‘number of fires’ across the university
Fire engines arrived and students were evacuated after smoke was seen emerging from the building
There will be a counter protest against them taking place the same day
The GHD’s in the toilets are a life saver
The rules were not clearly stated before the exam
We are currently in 37th place
Teesside beat us in this too unfortunately
The ultimate BNOC that lit up our mornings
Two cars were involved in the crash
Shouting out that we have nice tits doesn’t count as flirting
Get your tents ready to camp out
Roses and chocolates are for basic bitches
Be warned: you might hate your housemates after halls
Who needs Tesco when you can have a graveyard and Spar
The SU DJ wasn’t even in the top five
Bethany Gonoud
