All of Linda’s most iconic The Traitors moments ranked by how suspicious they are

If there is one icon on everyone’s lips this season of The Traitors, it’s got to be our Linda. Since day one and the inspired decision of Claudia Winkleman and the producers to tap Linda on the shoulder and declare her a Traitor, our retired opera singer queen has never given us a dull moment. She’s a diabolically bad Traitor, but diabolically iconic TV. You can barely move for fancams for our Linda at the moment, and with the odds truly stacked against her that she’s going to get banished this week I thought it would be a laugh to rank her one liners and funny moments by how suspicious they truly are.

6. ‘… Sorry!’

After a heated debate with Anna at the banishment, who she was clearly trying to make look as suspicious as possible even though Anna was totally innocent, Linda uttered the bitchiest line she’s done the whole game. “You don’t need to be a sailor to know how to tie a rope… SORRY”. Not particularly suspicious but just hilariously savage. She was fuming.

5. ‘Who the HELL is not gonna come BACK!?’

Not Linda saying Armani needs to tone it down then delivering this line as if she’s in a particularly bad episode of Hollyoaks. ICON 😂 #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/41ZB6z7I8X

— J x (@ghwillzy) January 1, 2025

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The very, very, VERY best Linda line yet and I won’t hear another word on the matter. Her cadence when she says this is engrained into my very being, and I say it out loud about 20 times a day. Sometimes just to myself whilst I do menial tasks. This one is actually very suspicious, but it’s coming in on the less suspicious end because of the fact not many picked up on it. Lucky!

4. ‘I’m not!’ 

Jake has been gunning for Linda since day one on this year’s The Traitors, and it’s just hilarious that no one believes his very correct theory on the matter. When he says she’d be a great Traitor, Linda utters a pure GCSE drama acting performance retort of “I’m not” with so much attitude. It’s unreal.

3. The big suspicious 3 / Z error

This would be the ultimate detective work to reveal Linda as a traitor. Nobody under 50 is writing a Z like this… #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/ZRGuF2l0g9

— James Scholey (@JamesFromLeeds) January 10, 2025

Linda made her biggest blunder yet when she had to write the names of the marked Faithfuls on the painting for them to play the card game of death. She wrote Fozia’s name exactly like she did on the tile in banishment, and if any Faithfuls have any logic they’ll clock the fact she does her ‘z’ like a ‘3’ and banish her tomorrow.

2. THAT look

Nothing will go down more in history than the fact on day flipping ONE, when Claudia said Traitors Linda did the grave sin of whipping her head round to look directly at her. Beyond belief but pure cinema nonetheless.

1. The breakfast crying over Livi

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Linda: I’m ready to give the performance of my life

Everyone: pic.twitter.com/eAyeqMejXr

— Alex Joynes (@AlexJoynes4) January 10, 2025

Linda got the closest she’d ever got to sealing her own banished fate when she wept and wailed for Livi being murdered. Which she was responsible for. It was a fatal flaw, because literally the entire room declared she was doing too much. Linda’s departure is sadly a ticking time bomb at this point and I bloody love her for it.