Clubbers of the Week: Back to Cowgate again in Week Ten

They all look like they would bully me, but I’m kinda here for it

Their makeup artist needs a pay rise

Coats in the club are IN

I want to be this stunner’s bestie

Nobody has ever looked so good on the WhyNot dance floor

Serving mermaid chic with the bralette

More iconic UO corsets

The look of true love

The body of Christ. Amen

I’m a little teapot, here’s my spout

The most gorgeous laugh

The softest of launches

The creeper is serving in this photo

Not cool bro

The grim reaper has come for Cookie Monster

Loving the wizard in the background

When your crush walks past

Missing out on the kisses

I think we’re all third wheeling with this one

The mouth is the window to the soul

Why has she got him in a headlock

When the cashier at McDonald’s finally calls your number

Werk gurl

Wig = snatched

Contemplating your divorce in Subway

-10 points for flipping off the camera

Putting a sparkler in your mouth is the new ick of 2023

Too cool to smile???

Do they give these jumpers to every new student at Chancellors?

Paul Breech?

Michael Cera?

Edi’s cutest little bromance

You just know these guys were using the “did you fall from heaven?” pickup line all night

“So basically, you hit the ball with the racket and it has to get over the net…”

Camera-shy cutie

Making moves

Cookie monster will always be a hero

Big love, dodgy hearts

And on the third day, he rose again

Opticians hate him

I wish I had his energy

Giving us early 2000s nostalgia

PRAYING she didn’t pick up that vape off of the floor

La vie en rose

Oscar the Grouch got an update

The gal in the back is giving lavender haze

Dare you to pour it over his head

Getting the big guns out

Doing the robot in style

She’s definitely giving her friend a pep talk about her situationship

Couldn’t agree more

My favourite clubbers celebrity

As she should

She’s so crazy, can’t take her anywhere

I commend her bravery in holding that so close to her hair

Begging to know what the theme of the dress was

Piggies on St Paddy’s

I would love to know what was going on at Big Cheese last Saturday

Love the dedication

Laundry day

Suits at the club will always be an odd choice

Deep in thought

Live action Sonic The Hedgehog

This is like a renaissance painting

When you remember you left the oven on before leaving

Black iPhone is the new mistletoe

This photo looks magical

Getting major FOMO from this

Gonna have nightmares about the Cookie Monster’s mouth

Baroque vibes

I love the heart sunnies

When you see the lecturer who gave you a 50 on your essay

Why so grumpy?

She looks 0.5 secs away from puking

Breaking news: man loses all top teeth and must smile with bottom ones

When your job interview at Deloitte went well

How many girls are in this picture?

When you look over and see your friend passed out on the floor

When you see your friend start getting with the girl he swears he can’t stand

Whoever wrote this has never had three 3,000 word essays due on the same day

When the DJ starts playing All Too Well the 10-minute version

The chemistry from this photo

Finding love on the dance floor

Rock on!

If Ice Spice and Pennywise had a baby

Did he just propose?

Paperclip chain necklaces are the new UO corset

The classic macho thumbs up

When the DJ finally plays 212

Another victim of Haribo girl

If Connell and Marianna went to Edinburgh uni

When you see the flatmate who said they were pulling an all-nighter at the library

Another kooky crazy person shaking up Subway