Clubbers of the Week: Sh***ing bricks in Week Six
When the only thing being ‘read’ during Reading Week are the club names on Cowgate
Now that Reading Week (or Flexible Learning week as the uni likes to call it) comes to a close, Edi students have had more time to go out without the stress of a 9am the next morning. Here is the rundown of the highs and lows of what you all got up to during Reading Week!
Stunners of the Week
Winner
Spending their time at Big Cheese fund-raising for the Teenage Cancer Trust = the most beautiful people inside and out
Runners-up
The top. The bag. The pose. She is a stunner AND she knows it
Not only is this girl a stunner, but also seems to be the life of the party on the dance floor
This all black look is so chic!
All smiles here :))))
All three of these girls look like they’re straight off the catwalks of LFW
Most gorgeous friendship group in WhyNot?
It’s a rule that gorgeous girls have the best birthdays
They both immediately need to drop tutorials on how they styled their hair
Her smile is GORGEOUS
Everyone’s favourite cowgirls
Coolest girl in Edi
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
Great, now I’ll be having nightmares tonight
Runners-up
The crocodile looks like he’s planning their demise
Missed the memo to be wearing white
The guy in the back is not fitting the girls’ vibes
No kisses for her??
Somebody forgot to put on their corset for the night
Ruined a perfectly good photo
The cookie monster should be blacklisted from HIVE
Wanker of the Week
Winner
All I can think about are the poor people who will have to clean this up
Runners-up
Love Wednesdays X Finance bros
The smile you pull when you pass someone you vaguely know on the street
Men who put sparklers in their mouths scare me
Who took their little brother and his friends to Big Cheese???
When the Peaky Blinders go to WhyNot?
Throwing up gang signs in Subway
I wouldn’t want to be force-fed in HIVE either…
Hero of the Week
Winner
Big love
Runners-up
Saluting the DJ is the proper behaviour in a club
The Big Cheese DJ who plays Mr Brightside every single week has my heart
When you here them start playing Love Story by Taylor Swift
The cutest bromance
Bartenders are the true heroes of Clubbers of the Week
The gal at the back’s not impressed with his farting
These guys should start a boyband
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Everyone needs a best friend who puts in effort to take the slayest photos of you
Runners-up
Bottoms up!
I commend her bravery
I hope these aren’t all for her
No Fs given
The definition of main character energy
Another iconic UO corset top
Girl on the right is giving Matilda Djerf and I’m obsessed
Friend group goals af
The best things come in threes
Another gorgeous trio
Smiles all round
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
I don’t think that WhyNot? was the most romantic place to propose
Runners-up
The context behind this photo is seriously needed
I have no idea what is going on, but I commend the vibes
Very on brand for Mr CM
Someone’s been snogging the cookie monster
What’s he fishing for down his top?
Is ventriloquism in for Spring 2023?
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
The confetti is everything
Runners-up
This looks like an ad for Bombay Gin
The vibes in this are immaculate
The BTS of a music video
Very vibey
Put your hands in the air if you love Clubbers of the Week
DJ slays as usual
Honey G is that you?
Pancake Day!
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
They’re either singing the bridge of All Too Well, or they’re about to get into a scrap
Runners-up
Why so serious???
When you realise that the photographer is your ex
When you check the time and realise you’re five minutes late for your business meeting
A smoulder to the camera
I really hope they took their friend home after this photo was taken
I’ve never seen anyone looking so sad holding a bag of sweets
The boys really aren’t matching the girl’s energy
Who’s the happiest guy in Subway?
The Best of the Rest
Shots all round
Who, me?
The vibes are top tier
Lots of love
Not the aesthetic photo of Colin the Caterpillar
The cutest trio
I ship it <<<<33333
Gettin’ into the groove
HBD Max
They’re having the best time
Subway Venoms make me that happy too tbh
Wonder who took the tequila shot
Full circle moment for the Haribo girl
Smiles all round
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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