Apprentice power ranking: Shrek-green slime exfoliator that literally stains your skin

We are truly at rock bottom here, guys. Week nine of The Apprentice 2023 power ranking and we’ve got a task where one team so clearly won and one team so clearly could NEVER win that it made the whole boardroom experience a foregone conclusion. Nonetheless, this episode was so spectacularly disastrous I simply had to go along for the ride. I did not have an awful time! Thank god! Who will emerge at the top of The Apprentice 2023 power ranking week nine? Let’s do this.

8. Avi

I GOT FIRED! 👉🔥 #TheApprentice #AviTV pic.twitter.com/MaNhLxyHtm

— Avi TV (@avitv_) March 2, 2023

May this be the end of the raps for all of time. Completely disrespectful and useless on this task. There was no other option than to get rid.

7. Marnie

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The bare faced cheek to tell Lord Sugar he needs to fire one of the other two because he already got rid of Bradley! Couldn’t believe it. Audacious isn’t even the word!

6. Rochelle

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Loved her annihilating Avi in the boardroom like he deserved, because Rochelle DOES run a business! She’s a bit useless but she does more than him!

5. Bradley

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Aw, Bradley. I genuinely feel sorry for him. I do not think he deserved to go last night, and I think a lot of his losses are genuinely not down to him. If I was project managing a team and my product was dying skin green I’d feel pretty fucking hopeless about that situation too! Up shit creek without a paddle.

4. Dani

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Why isn’t Dani hitting like she used to? I don’t get it. A valiant win nonetheless.

3. Victoria

The funniest thing this week is Victoria moaning about every decision behind the scenes and then saying she was thinking Dani was her biggest competition. Keep an eye out for Meg and Simb my love!

JOINT 1. Megan and Simba

Megan & Simba, almost a duo now, have been by far the brightest, most level-headed, least bitchy, funniest, most consistent, most believable and professional candidates in this series. And they'd both be excellent company down the boozer after a hard day's graft #TheApprentice

— Shaun Ballisat (@shaunyb2) March 2, 2023

Shaun on Twitter did my job for me this week – truer words never spoken. A dynamic duo smashing it at every corner, remaining likeable and constantly professional. Another good week for them on the trot – let’s celebrate that!

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