Just rip off these genius Halloween costumes if you can’t think of one
It’s a foolproof strategy
I had a conversation last night about what I was going to dress as for Halloween. It basically got as far as "if cowboy hats are cheap, maybe that would work with an assortment of clothes I already own."
What I'm trying to say is, I don't think I'm alone in being chronically unimaginative when it comes to Halloween costumes.
And look, it's a time for spooking, not thinking. So just look at these costumes and rip them off. You've got this.
An unbelievable tribute to Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son"
Just vibing with my son pic.twitter.com/zMrje20c4g
— Hannah Mamalis (@Hantmam) October 26, 2019
The perfect way to pivot the conversation into how much you love your Art History degree.
The saddest thing is that this would be a great couple's costume idea
so about my costume last night pic.twitter.com/TN3HE1PT4B
— cødy palm (@CodyPalm) October 26, 2019
Evidently Cody's happy flying solo.
All other WAGatha Christie costumes are irrelevant after this one, sorry
it's…….Rebekah Vardy's account #halloween19 pic.twitter.com/KdYu7gEpBN
— knuge | knmashups (@_knuge) October 26, 2019
I love it.
Midsommar is the hardest thing I've ever had to watch so IDK why you'd dress up as it
Although, he's hardly gone far enough to make it truly accurate.
Russian kid dancing at club can't be bothered (1997), iconic
Escape day 1 pic.twitter.com/0WxQQYc3tx
— Frado 🪩 (@scientistagain) October 26, 2019
A slice of internet culture, perfectly translated
Why would you dress up as Jameela Jamil?
Just whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I'm younger than these two and yet somehow also too old for this reference
My parents went as a vsco girl and an eboy for their Halloween party 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Z8wAlAuBW0
— Jessie (@jessieseiler_) October 26, 2019
"Honey, we dressed up as your internet joke!"
Yes, you can go as Shrek, but only if you put this much effort in
Everyone may look hot, but they can’t survive in my swamp. #Shrek pic.twitter.com/bT0zrJ7uex
— paige (@paige_haren) October 26, 2019
Did she do the accent all night?
This Miss Trunchbull costume is just…..
Sorry but this wins Halloween hands down pic.twitter.com/0fdQ5tFACz
— jack rem (@jackremmington) October 28, 2019
Ok, I totally thought that was a raw chicken but it's just a doll.
This is quite a niche reference and you WILL have to explain it
But the eyes are a nice touch.
If you are a stereotypical white dude, why not try dressing as a parody of stereotypical white boys
It's called irony, KAREN
Ok ignore whatever Kylie's up to, the Kris costume is perfect, down to the 'I'm here to get my 10%'
Is there anything more scary than a momager?
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