Frat bros have created a forum to answer all their insecure questions about Greek life

The Oxford English Dictionary defines brotherhood simply as “The feeling of kinship with and closeness to a group of people", but if you ask a member of any greek-lettered fraternity on any campus in America, it's really a lot more than that.

For millions of impressionable young men at college, Brotherhood™️ is a bond that's thicker than blood. A sacred relationship that leads you to do stuff like buttchug and take eye shots and get black out 5/7 times a week.

But just like many of life's greatest rewards, there's no easy way to claim it. There's no rule book to teach you to be a perfect brother, exactly how many shots to throw back, the best ways to objectify women or demean pledges.

Because of this glaring gap in the market, r/Frat was created. A safe haven for the insecure Sperry-wearers among us to ask exactly what is and more importantly what is not frat. There's also a veritable cornucopia of life advice from how to be a better lover to what to do if your brothers fuck your girlfriend.

Here are some of the choice entries into this almanac of Fratdom.

The instructional ones

scents. girls. will. LOVE.

Try a double windsor

I imagine this man to have a nickname like Smitty and I bet he hates foreplay

The cries for help

oh baby what is you doing

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Frat brothers being assholes??? I refuse to believe it

I hope there are lessons at your school

The white male equivalent of your mom asking to speak to a manager

The terrible jokes

HAHAH NICE

yeah dude, hazing is dope

This is actually a nuanced AND ignorant joke

Miscellaneous frat bros being frat bros

not four years, for life

It's 2017 bro, booty > groceries