UVA’s definition of ‘midterm’ is definitely not the same as mine

Is he secretly a country star?

Apparently people don’t talk about Thomas Jefferson all the time everywhere?

How carcinogenic are UVA’s eating spots?

AKA there was an extra hour of throbbingly shitty Taylor Swift remixes and inebriated humans yelling at me

Eat like a caveman

Happy Hal-hoo-ween

If you thought Hauntings on the Hill was scary, wait until you take a look at this

10/10 would be TJ

You have to do a little more than wear your Halloween costume

He took a video of himself rapping on a third year’s phone

Inspiration for this weekend

Don’t write ‘sit on my face’ in lieu of a tip

‘They’re too ballsy’

Pregaming with Brown will make your night instantly weird

Coach London might fail us on the field, but we win at everything else

At least my life is more together than Transloc