Hauntings on the Hill: Drinking game edition
Pregaming with Brown will make your night instantly weird
Every year Brownies come together for a greater cause – scaring the shit out of their fellow Wahoos. This haunted house is no cute Halloween festivity. Much more like a reminder that there are some twisted people amongst us.
Not sure if waiting in line was intentionally part of the haunt, but I definitely felt a bit off.
As for making sure that you have a spooky scary time, I present the HAUNTINGS DRINKING GAME.
1. Take a sip when someone screams.
2. Two sips if it’s one of those fake, playful, annoying girl screams.
3. Drink every time you trip. Double that if it’s a major fall. Triple if there’s blood.
Guts for dinner
4. If you get lost, drink until found.
5. If an actor seems more flushed than you, chug until you catch up.
6. A big swig for every classmate you spot.
7. Even bigger if he’s the quiet kid who sits in the back and is now a half-naked underlord.
8. Drink if you aren’t turnt enough to be here.
9. And make your friends drink if you’re too turnt to be here.
10. Iff you came alone, just go home.
11. If some ass in your group goes in for a high-five to demonstrate how calm they are, punch them and then drink.
Making friends
12. When a chainsaw makes an appearance, drink twice. No spoilers on how many you’ll see.
13. For every strobe light, drink with your eyes closed.
14. Cheers with every actor in drag.
15. And when shit gets real, just kill whatever’s left.
Happy hauntings!