You probably already have it
Gotta look hot for Sugarcube
Who needs the sun anyway?
‘You make the night go quicker’
‘It normally turns weird’
Stylish AF
They love it
Rugby and netball are mainstream
Knitters Anonymous anyone?
‘Waiting until I’m 18 so I can get hammered every night’
85p vodkas and all the Mad Scientist shots you can handle
Impress your new friends with your artsy knowlege
For when the ABC just isn’t enough
If you’re not irritated then you’re just lying
Jesus those meat sweats were bad
And you still struggle to chin a Fosters