Northumbria’s best bums 2015: The winners
An award worth putting on the CV
You voted in your hundreds to decide whose backsides deserved the illustrious title of Northumbria’s most bootiful buttocks.
Here are your winners:
Third year Maude, studying Calculator Finance is this year’s champion for the boys.
Fresher quantum physicist Helen dominated the polls for the girls and gained nearly 40 per cent of the vote.
Congratulations to the Wills and Kate of bottoms.
Eugene also deserves a special mention for his unique contribution.
What do you mean the outside toilets don’t have charm?
Your campus is their catwalk
Still less likely than Newcastle students
The university isn’t happy
This follows Newcastle’s vote to leave last week
We beat Oxford by 27 places
‘No, not the Isle of Wight’
It’s made me a more driven person
Im experiencing a reverse culture shock returning to Pakistan
‘The recognition is for the whole university’
The whole thing is a nightmare from house hunting to being denied your deposit back
“You change a generation and it changes the generation after that and so forth”
£206 for a Newcastle to London return? No thanks
Bieber Super Bowl half time show WHEN
A Tab survey found 90 per cent of students at one uni admitted to doing drugs
And exposed the DMs Katie and Ella exchanged
Ian was the embodiment of an ick x
David Nicholls you will be paying for my therapy
He thinks Anton and Georgia H are ‘disingenuous’
Margot could still win tho x
If you want your brain to melt, this viral puzzle asks you to try and spell ‘candy’ with two letters
Never felt more fuming than when I worked out the answer
Much like Jimmy, I’m wheezing
Someone listened to their song ‘Sex’ a little too hard
‘What they choose to air can be frustrating – they don’t show much of the good bits’
That’s what friends are for!
‘I wasn’t trying to be manipulative’
Everyone on TikTok is heading there already
She also revealed she was planning on proposing to him this year
An actually decent Leeds accent was a welcome start
Just when we thought we couldn’t love them anymore