Northumbria’s best bums 2015: The winners
An award worth putting on the CV
You voted in your hundreds to decide whose backsides deserved the illustrious title of Northumbria’s most bootiful buttocks.
Here are your winners:
Third year Maude, studying Calculator Finance is this year’s champion for the boys.
Fresher quantum physicist Helen dominated the polls for the girls and gained nearly 40 per cent of the vote.
Congratulations to the Wills and Kate of bottoms.
Eugene also deserves a special mention for his unique contribution.
What do you mean the outside toilets don’t have charm?
Your campus is their catwalk
Still less likely than Newcastle students
The university isn’t happy
This follows Newcastle’s vote to leave last week
We beat Oxford by 27 places
‘No, not the Isle of Wight’
It’s made me a more driven person
Im experiencing a reverse culture shock returning to Pakistan
‘The recognition is for the whole university’
The whole thing is a nightmare from house hunting to being denied your deposit back
“You change a generation and it changes the generation after that and so forth”
£206 for a Newcastle to London return? No thanks
She says to ‘expect chaos’
It’s a good time to be a Strathclyde student
‘I’m an immigrant queen, but my drag was born in the UK’
This trailer has me in a chokehold
Viewing your second year house is a must
Call me when you want, call me when you need
People are seriously shipping Otis and Ruby
Kemi Badenoch questioned same-sex marriage and called trans women ‘men’
This music video is hell
I want to be best mates with all of them!!
Where are these people getting their pick up lines from?
The reshuffle was like a really lame Casa Amor recoupling
‘My drag sisters call me the flying squirrel on stage’
She’s made over £100k off these in the last year though, fair play gal
And what to do if it has
‘Well, uh, I think I’m looking forward to cracking up’
Her biggest drag inspiration is Hannah Montana
‘Only been at school for a month and already hit this devious lick’
Only a real little lad will get over 50 per cent
Forever will never be over as far as I’m concerned
I felt it when Nicki said ‘It’s bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s’