Even though lockdown has screwed Diwali over, we can still celebrate from the (sometimes questionable) comfort of our student flats
You know its bad when the pest control people are saying ‘oh wow’
What’s scarier, catching Rona at the halls house party or that shit clown costume off Ebay
Because it’s eggcellent… duh…
Apparently if you live in Ifor you’re only seconds away from being attacked by rabid squirrels
UCLove? More like UCLost
Didn’t think anyone heard you talking about your mansion in Surrey, well think again my friend
We can’t all thrive in the Student Centre.