Clubbers of the Week: Breaking ourselves in Week 12
‘It’s the last big cheese of the semester we have to go’ – No, you don’t
Jamie CalderWe’ve made it – this rollercoaster of a semester is over. No more 9ams, no more cohort meetings, and thankfully no more Big Cheese. Roll on semester two!
Stunners of the Week
Winner:
No one else can make a flannel look this good
Runners up:
“ERM ACTUALLY”
Realising you don’t have to get up for your 9am tomorrow (you weren’t going anyway x)
Somehow managed to nail the pose, the lighting, and the smile smile all on the first take
This is why it’s called stunnerS of the week!
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
This picture is the reason I don’t work at Maccies anymore
Runners Up:
Didn’t know ‘worst pose’ was a competition in Subway x
Trying to be smooth after 10 drinks
What has the camera man done to you?
My exact reaction babe
Album cover of the Week
Winner:
I have no idea what you’re doing but you’re doing it well x
Runners Up:
Hearing someone say ‘Belligoal’ in Subway feels like some form of hate crime but we move
This is clearly from a movie and not Subway idk why it’s here
Me and the girlies as soon as we hear ‘Hey, hey, you you!’
About to drop an incredible disstrack
Perfect timing
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
Ick lol
Runners Up:
Me: Show me a blank piece of paper as a club photo
ChatGPT: Certainly!
Think you missed the turning to Hive guys
There is no song they play in Subway that requires this move (or that face)
The three horsemen of icks
Hero of the Week
Winner:
A Renaissance scene
Runners up:
Is this big cheese or a family Christmas party (tbf that would probably have more people than big cheese)
“One more drink?”
Why Not bouncers choosing at random who to let in
Are you Kenough? x
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
A heroine for being able to have this much fun at Big Cheese
Runners Up:
This picture could be the start of a romance arc
How this passes health and safety assessments I do not know
Showing your friends how it’s done
Honestly deserving of an award for trecking to Why Not at this time of year in a skirt
Happy birthday from the Tab bab
Unhappy clubbers of the Week
Winner:
This is the second picture where you look both miserable and angry – do you need a hug?
Runners Up:
That’s enough from you mate
I feel you girl
Smile guys x
Best of the Rest
The matching of energy here is beautiful
Take our picture ha ha. We love Subway ha ha.
You look a bit too smug about this mate
This is really cute actually
Wouldn’t be Why Not without the VK/vape combo
Yeah that’ll show them
People are too happy this week, it’s making my job a lot harder
Tongues out, guns out
You have successfully carried this group through the entire semester – you all either hate each other or you’re some sort of social masterminds
The final ‘Rock On’ of the semester 🙁
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive Nightclub
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
Hydro Flask
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The principal dispelled students’ doubts over the viability of arts degrees
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Orla Geddes
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The outage has affected services such as Learn and MyEd
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Edinburgh ranked 6th most expensive city to rent in the UK
The Scottish capital is the only city north of the border to make the list of 50 cities
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Eleanor GarveyA Pollock girlie’s worst nightmare.
Everything Blake Lively has been up to since her dramatic It Ends With Us downfall this summer
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Stephen calls out ‘cyber bullies’ who are hating on him after cheating on Love Is Blind
Sofia AiraHe’s got a whole Instagram highlight dedicated to them!
Hannah defends behaviour, states she ‘never threatened’ Stephen’s ‘family secret’ on MAFS
Ellie Ring‘I never eluded to spilling any secrets or personal info about anybody’
Polly forced to deny she’s running a MAFS fan account that defends herself and Adam
Hayley Soen‘Respectfully I’m 29 not 17’
Apple Music or Spotify? We’ve got info on which drains your phone battery faster
Harrison BrocklehurstThis might actually force me to swap
Hard evidence just dropped that a Love Is Blind couple got married: Here’s what we know
It’s like they didn’t even try to keep it a secret
‘I won’t be offended’: Alex responds to claims he’s ‘narcissistic’ and ‘coercive’ on MAFS
‘Is being a narcissist really such a bad thing?’
MAFS UK 2024 couple REMOVED by production after ‘controlling and abusive’ behaviour
‘It’s not who you think it will be’
Sacha reveals shocking behaviour of ‘Hurricane Hannah’ leaves ‘perfect’ MAFS couple in ruin
‘She comes in and really stirs up some sh*t’
Leo admits he was wrong to flex his Rolex and shares what he learnt going on Love Is Blind
‘Do not wear that sh*t on TV’
The votes are in! This eyesore is officially the ugliest UK uni in 2024
The people have spoken and they do not like concrete
Kanye West accused of assaulting former assistant after she was drugged at P Diddy party
Lauren Pisciotta worked as Kanye’s assistant between 2021 and 2022
From cheating scandals to couple swaps: The juiciest MAFS UK 2024 gossip you need to know
The amount of drama coming our way cannot be comprehended
Ranked: The UK uni Vice-Chancellors getting paid the most extortionate salaries in 2024
How do you become a uni Vice-Chancellor? Asking for a friend…
Right, so what on earth is the story behind that viral cursed Temu pig shirt on Twitter?
I physically cannot get away from it
People think this resurfaced Charli XCX Twitter beef is the reason she made Brat
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Inside the secret relationship Ross has been in with new girlfriend since MAFS UK 2024
It’s been going on for MONTHS
Jim Parsons shuts down speculation he’d return to Big Bang Theory amid spinoff backlash
He also had some choice words to say about the spinoff show
Stephen from Love Is Blind was a red flag from day one: All the insane signs we missed
Love may not be blind, but I certainly was
Sacha finally reveals the real reason she left the MAFS UK dinner party last week
Rumours had been circulating that she was ‘too drunk’ to film