Clubbers of the Week: Feeling Glee in Week Three
All aboard the Sue Sylvester Express
Millicent AngelA week of strikes for most students at Edi has given them the opportunity to party on a weekday without the risk of vomming in their 9am the next morning. The Stunners are most definitely stunning us this week, and the Wankers are most definitely… well you get the message. So check out the highs and lows that Edi clubbers have experienced this week.
Stunner of the Week
Winner
I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends…
Runners-up
I mean, no caption is needed for either of these stunners
I love love love her tattoos
The most stunning smiles
Main character energy <3
She is THE moment
Creeper of the Week
Winner
Not even sure where the posing ends and the creepers start here
Runners-up
Tongues out
When you lie to your friends that you’re not going out with your ex tonight and the shock you feel when you get caught in the back of their photo
Wanker of the Week
Winner
Please, not the Moet
Runners-up
A pre-Big Cheese business deal
Right boys, show us with your hands the highest number you can count to…
Trying to find the Wanker who poured a vodka lime all over his back
I don’t think they heard the photographer say to smile on “3”
Hero of the Week
Winner
Slayyyyyyyyyy
Runners-up
He’s got the cutest smile
So goofy, just can’t take him anywhere
Wholesome vibes all round
Its giving Zoolander
Another goofy silly goose
Let’s hope that wasn’t the ID he used to get into Rascals…
The Wankers can learn a thing or two from these boys smiles
Heroine of the Week
Winner
If there was a best friend category, it’d be going to this girl
Runners-up
White lace bolero girlie is my style icon <3
Eye makeup tutorial needs to be dropped ASAP
They’ve got many a heart racing in their red fits
This girl is living her best life, and glowing whilst doing it
The bravery needed to put her hair so close to an open flame
Super super cute
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
Damn, the girls are FIGHTING
Runners-up
When the DJ starts playing “Starboy” by The Weeknd
4th years when the sudden realisation hits that this time next year they’ll be graduated
Poor girl is SICK and TIRED of pouring the champers
Best of the Rest
Hey there x
Have you really been to Subway if you don’t have a “Viva La Colgate” photo??
Those two mysterious students in your seminar, who don’t speak, always look like they’ve walked off a runway and get 80% in essays
What a comedian
He’s the main character and he knows it
That leopard vest is so so slay
Cutest duo
Lots of love <<<<3333
He’s giving Abby Lee Miller in THAT scene of Dance Moms
Its her world, we’re all just living in it
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Moh Mandhyan: Big Cheese
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