Clubbers of the Week: Feeling Glee in Week Three

All aboard the Sue Sylvester Express

A week of strikes for most students at Edi has given them the opportunity to party on a weekday without the risk of vomming in their 9am the next morning. The Stunners are most definitely stunning us this week, and the Wankers are most definitely… well you get the message. So check out the highs and lows that Edi clubbers have experienced this week.

Stunner of the Week


I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends…


I mean, no caption is needed for either of these stunners

I love love love her tattoos

The most stunning smiles

Main character energy <3

She is THE moment

Creeper of the Week


Not even sure where the posing ends and the creepers start here


Tongues out

When you lie to your friends that you’re not going out with your ex tonight and the shock you feel when you get caught in the back of their photo

Wanker of the Week


Please, not the Moet


A pre-Big Cheese business deal

Right boys, show us with your hands the highest number you can count to…

Trying to find the Wanker who poured a vodka lime all over his back

I don’t think they heard the photographer say to smile on “3”

Hero of the Week





He’s got the cutest smile

So goofy, just can’t take him anywhere

Wholesome vibes all round

Its giving Zoolander

Another goofy silly goose

Let’s hope that wasn’t the ID he used to get into Rascals…

The Wankers can learn a thing or two from these boys smiles

Heroine of the Week


If there was a best friend category, it’d be going to this girl



White lace bolero girlie is my style icon <3

Eye makeup tutorial needs to be dropped ASAP

They’ve got many a heart racing in their red fits

This girl is living her best life, and glowing whilst doing it

The bravery needed to put her hair so close to an open flame


Super super cute

Unhappy Clubber of the Week


Damn, the girls are FIGHTING



When the DJ starts playing “Starboy” by The Weeknd

4th years when the sudden realisation hits that this time next year they’ll be graduated

Poor girl is SICK and TIRED of pouring the champers

Best of the Rest

Hey there x

Have you really been to Subway if you don’t have a “Viva La Colgate” photo??

Those two mysterious students in your seminar, who don’t speak, always look like they’ve walked off a runway and get 80% in essays

What a comedian

He’s the main character and he knows it

That leopard vest is so so slay

Cutest duo

Lots of love <<<<3333

He’s giving Abby Lee Miller in THAT scene of Dance Moms

Its her world, we’re all just living in it

Photographer Credits:

Thomas Miller: Hive

David Stewart: Subway Cowgate

Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub

Moh Mandhyan: Big Cheese

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