St Patrick’s Day: a day for celebrating distant Irish ancestry and, best of all, getting absolutely smashed. Here are our top picks for the luckiest clubbers of the week.
Stunners of the Week
Winner
The most gorgeous gorgeous trio
Runners up
Girls in ballgowns >>> everything else
They all literally look ethereal
The vibes are top tier here
Are either of them single by any chance????
We love self-aware girlies
She was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?
Kiss me I’m Irish
Love the commitment to the green eyeliner
The Ariana Grande sleeve effect
Eyeing up that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear pleather to HIVE
NEED her lipstick
Creepers of The Week
Winner
Keep those poses for the gym, man
Runners up
Bombastic side eye
Does he think he’s an extra in The Last of Us?
Thumbs up if you didn’t get to be part of the photo
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
The Jeffery Dahmer-esque glasses are the least creepy thing about this pic
Runners up
Getting a quick pic before dipping out
When you have no-one to point to
High on life
Hero of the Week
Winner
Gettin in the groove
Runners up
Rah lads I think I dropped my signet ring in the smoking area
Very wholesome vibes
When you haven’t had breakfast and the priest whips out the eucharist
The t-shirt deserves a place on What Are You Wearing Wednesdays
Me when I get my 23 and Me results
I just know she dropped the best ‘knock knock’ joke of the night
Getting spiritual in Subway
Talk to the hand cos the face ain’t listening
Subway: the home of the pagan ritual
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Haribo girl will always be our winner <3
Runners up
Five-leaf clover!!! Where was this in the Millennium seed bank?
What happened to not taking candy from strangers?
Congratulations to the tangfastic couple
When you don’t get a dress code violation after rolling up your school skirt
Just a goofy gal
The bravery of this
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
A waste of a perfectly good cake
Runners up
Seeing people put sparklers in their mouths never fails to terrify me
Bacchanal in WhyNot anyone?
Slam dunk
When your mate won’t stop telling you about their bowel movements
Comme ci, comme ca
We need Haribo girl to throw some in this guy’s mouth
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
It looks like it’s right out of an A24 film
Runners up
It’s 2008, you’re leaving Sharkboy and Lavagirl still wearing your 3D glasses. You close your left eye…
No lads, I promise, this piggy went weeeee all the way home
Too bougie for Venoms
St Erasmus, patron of white t-shirts in Hive
Hey babe want to watch my favourite film? (The film is a black and white compilation of Soviet pigeons that’s five hours long)
Didn’t know Erling Haarland frequents Subway
Physically in Subway, mentally driving along the Amalfi Coast
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
When you finally spot the girl who ran away after you bought her three shots
Runners up
Any excuse to show off the watches
When you see your friend getting with the girl you’ve been buying drinks for all night
Hot Topic revival
When your mum makes you take a photo with your brothers
I’ve got my red top on tonight, dancing in the dark, in the Subway light
He’s just realised he’s got the Ivory Coast flag on his face
He’s hoping to get lucky tonight
Dementors take Subway
Best of the Rest
It’s giving Freshers’ friendship group
Circa 2016
The hair, the makeup, the fits – INCREDIBLE!
Happy birthday <3
Everybody in love …
Okay Hugo Hammond
6’5 if it matters x
Some people got more into the spirit of St Patrick’s Day than others…
Are you being served?
Another Subway engagement???
I want Haribo girl to propose to me
When you have to keep hold of your friends on the way to the toilet so you don’t lose each other