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St Patrick’s Day: a day for celebrating distant Irish ancestry and, best of all, getting absolutely smashed. Here are our top picks for the luckiest clubbers of the week.

Stunners of the Week


The most gorgeous gorgeous trio

Runners up

Girls in ballgowns >>> everything else

They all literally look ethereal

The vibes are top tier here

Are either of them single by any chance????

We love self-aware girlies

She was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?

Kiss me I’m Irish

Love the commitment to the green eyeliner

The Ariana Grande sleeve effect

Eyeing up that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear pleather to HIVE

NEED her lipstick

Creepers of The Week


Keep those poses for the gym, man

Runners up

Bombastic side eye

Does he think he’s an extra in The Last of Us?

Thumbs up if you didn’t get to be part of the photo

Third Wheel of the Week


The Jeffery Dahmer-esque glasses are the least creepy thing about this pic

Runners up

Getting a quick pic before dipping out

When you have no-one to point to

High on life

Hero of the Week


Gettin in the groove

Runners up

Rah lads I think I dropped my signet ring in the smoking area

Very wholesome vibes

When you haven’t had breakfast and the priest whips out the eucharist

The t-shirt deserves a place on What Are You Wearing Wednesdays

Me when I get my 23 and Me results

I just know she dropped the best ‘knock knock’ joke of the night

Getting spiritual in Subway

Talk to the hand cos the face ain’t listening

Subway: the home of the pagan ritual

Heroine of the Week


Haribo girl will always be our winner <3

Runners up

Five-leaf clover!!! Where was this in the Millennium seed bank?

What happened to not taking candy from strangers?

Congratulations to the tangfastic couple

When you don’t get a dress code violation after rolling up your school skirt

Just a goofy gal

The bravery of this

WTF Moment of the Week


A waste of a perfectly good cake

Runners up

Seeing people put sparklers in their mouths never fails to terrify me

Bacchanal in WhyNot anyone?

Slam dunk

When your mate won’t stop telling you about their bowel movements

Comme ci, comme ca

We need Haribo girl to throw some in this guy’s mouth

Album Cover of the Week


It looks like it’s right out of an A24 film

Runners up

It’s 2008, you’re leaving Sharkboy and Lavagirl still wearing your 3D glasses. You close your left eye…

No lads, I promise, this piggy went weeeee all the way home

Too bougie for Venoms

St Erasmus, patron of white t-shirts in Hive

Hey babe want to watch my favourite film? (The film is a black and white compilation of Soviet pigeons that’s five hours long)

Didn’t know Erling Haarland frequents Subway

Physically in Subway, mentally driving along the Amalfi Coast

Unhappy Clubber of the Week


When you finally spot the girl who ran away after you bought her three shots

Runners up

Any excuse to show off the watches

When you see your friend getting with the girl you’ve been buying drinks for all night

Hot Topic revival

When your mum makes you take a photo with your brothers

I’ve got my red top on tonight, dancing in the dark, in the Subway light

He’s just realised he’s got the Ivory Coast flag on his face

He’s hoping to get lucky tonight

Dementors take Subway

Best of the Rest

It’s giving Freshers’ friendship group

Circa 2016

The hair, the makeup, the fits – INCREDIBLE!

Happy birthday <3

Everybody in love …

Okay Hugo Hammond

6’5 if it matters x

Some people got more into the spirit of St Patrick’s Day than others…

Are you being served?

Another Subway engagement???

I want Haribo girl to propose to me

When you have to keep hold of your friends on the way to the toilet so you don’t lose each other

Obsessed with the diversity of Irish related hats

Glad to see their heads are protected

Yeehaw (Irish edition)

Obsessed with the clover fairy lights

Feeling left out?

Photographer Credits:

Thomas Miller: Hive

David Stewart: Subway Cowgate

Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub

Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese

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