Is there anyone even left to shag?
At least I’ll be well stocked on cleansers for if WW3 hits.
NO I DON’T WANT YOUR FUCKING FLYERS
OMG you play rugby? Tell me more
Could you be crowned the winner?
Maintaining a relationship can be tricky
Cats and cake, is there anything better?
Nothing like the sweet smell of ripped open bin bags and the sound of crying seagulls every week
Why are there so many chinos on Wednesday?
OH BOG OFF ELAINE!!!!
The results are in, it’s time to vote for your winner
This is 100 per cent accurate
More bragging material for when you’re back home