Cheeky Dallas after?
It’s making us all feel pretty inadequate tbh
It’s a hell of a lot harder than rugby
Ooh they’re sexy aren’t they
You might’ve seen her on Ex on the Beach as well
Is there anyone even left to shag?
At least I’ll be well stocked on cleansers for if WW3 hits.
NO I DON’T WANT YOUR FUCKING FLYERS
OMG you play rugby? Tell me more
Could you be crowned the winner?
Maintaining a relationship can be tricky
Cats and cake, is there anything better?
Nothing like the sweet smell of ripped open bin bags and the sound of crying seagulls every week
Why are there so many chinos on Wednesday?