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C-into the future

Your Caesarian-Sunday horoscopes

Horoscopic advice from astrological wizard Patrick Wilson.

The Tab Cambridge is now providing horoscopes, just so you know how the greater forces in the world are dictating the finer points in your life.

Non-fictional journalist SUE DENIM reports on the news they don’t want you to know…

MYSTIC MALCOLM brings dubious news of the future. What will your fate be?

Madame TeaLeaves is here with some of her trademark prophetic wisdom.

Madame TeaLeaves and her prophetic wisdom are back.

MADAME TEALEAVES, famous clairvoyante, leads you through Lent.

Stuck in a post-bop haze? Unable to divine whether you’ll be attending a supervision on Monday or still chucking up? Check your horoscopes here.