Freshers, been invited to join the hallowed elite of your college’s drinking society? Or has a friend just come up with a uniquely uninteresting birthday party theme? Let LAURA DENNEHY teach you Fancy Dress 101.
“Formals are fun, there ain’t no place quite like Mahal, and I love the Bun Shop, but we’ve seen it all before.” MAUD DROMGOOLE suggests some new swapping locations.
“You’re bored of bopping and swapping.” TALIA RICHARD-CARVAJAL brings you party suggestions, complete with playlists, The Only Way Is Essex, cocktails and costumes.
“Climate of anger and mistrust prevails” as Catz Dean closes their bar “indefinitely” and cancels Halloween bop.
Not cool enough to be initiated but desperate to join the drinking society elite? Let GEORGE JOHNSTON and GEORGE LAMB help you out.
“It is to these initiation events that girls cry to be involved in, make friends with people for, and cling to every last hope that they will get that anonymous invite in their pigeon hole.”
Tired of the same old swap meat? DAVID DRAKE has some tips on how to score with the new intake.
An entire Oxford drinking society has been suspended from Hertford College over their email list of “fresher fitties”.
Ladies Drinking Society Annual Dinner chastised as ‘complete catastrophe.’
The penultimate installment of Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates this term. You know you don’t want to miss it.
Laura Dennehy
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David Drake
Tom Davenport
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