You can’t fight me on this: Here’s what the Love Is Blind UK cast would be as meal deals

Freddie would of course be boiled eggs

3 months ago

The debut season of Love Is Blind UK has been an absolute whirlwind with drama continuing to come out even after the show has finished.

However, how well do you think you know the cast? Ever wondered what they’d be if they were the iconic British lunch staple, the meal deal?

Well fear not, because for absolutely no reason at all, here is a rundown of what the Love Is Blind UK cast would be if they were meal deals.

Steven

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Steven, a Brummie bloke who makes digs at his ex, Sabrina and allegedly invited a woman he’d dated to his wedding would surely be a bit of an inconsiderate meal deal.

He gives egg sandwich because no considerate person would let one of those waft about the office, paired with an underwhelming pack of ready salted crisps, he’s just not scoring highly amongst meal deal connoisseurs.

For his drink, he’d have to be a Lucozade, kind of meh but not the worst option about.

Sabrina

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This Belfast queen won hearts across the nation with her kind demeanour and stunning personality.

She’s been vocal throughout the series about focusing on gratitude and self-love which is why out of all the Love Is Blind UK cast as meal deals, she’d be a nutritious and tasty choice.

I’m talking Eat Your Greens Feta Salad with a little Melon, Kiwi and Strawberry Pot, and of course, an Innocent Smoothie, to match her super sweet vibes.

Nicole

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Nicole showed us this season that we should branch out and not go for what we know, and if she were a meal deal, she’d definitely give this vibe too.

She’d draw us away from the trusty yet predictable chicken and stuffing sandwich and open our eyes to the salmon and tuna sushi.

But she doesn’t stop there, she wants to give us the lunch experience we deserve, so she’d also be a Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations, and a Vita Coco Coconut Water.

Benaiah

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To sum up Benaiah in one word would be difficult but if I had to, I would go with “wordly”.

If he were a meal deal, he’d take us across the globe and there’s no doubt he’d be the iconic hoisin duck wrap, followed by a smoked salmon sushi snack. Then to add in a bit of quiet luxury, a bottle of San Pelli.

Sam

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Sam, he’s what you want but not what you need as Nicole soon found out, and I know his meal deal vibes match that.

Hands down, he’s a Sausage, Bacon and Egg Triple, with a jumbo sausage roll and a full fat Coke – devilish but regrettable.

Catherine

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Our boujie Jersey girly. This absolute icon knows she likes the finer things and isn’t afraid to say it.

She doesn’t even consider the £3.60 meal deals so of course she’d be one of the Tesco Finest options. In true Cat fashion, she’s going to be the Scottish Salmon and Cream Cheese Sandwich with (unsurprisingly) Tyrells Crisps and a Naked Green Machine Smoothie.

Freddie

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Freddie has one goal and one goal only as a meal deal – providing you with pure gains.

This option is all about optimising those twice daily gym sessions. Therefore, he’s clearly the Gym Kitchen Peri Peri Chicken Wrap, with none other but a side of boiled eggs and a Raspberry Lucozade Sport.

Demi

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This London girly would be a spicy meal deal to match her confident and feisty demeanour.

I’m talking a Spicy Beans and Cheese Wrap with a Red Bull, and some Nik Naks Nice ‘n’ Spicy crisps.

Ollie

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Our resident vegan would be an ethical and plant-based meal deal.

The Craig David look alike provides a solid option of Tesco’s Plant Chef Hoisin Wrap with the iconic Fanta Fruit Twist, and a side of Green Olives because honestly, I can’t picture Ollie scranning a pack of crisps.

Jasmine

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This stunning cast member was looking for safety and security in the pods.

Therefore, she wouldn’t be a risky meal deal, she would be a comfortable option, albeit not the most eye-opening.

I’m thinking Cheese (No Mayo) Sandwich, Cheese and Onion Walkers, and a Coke Zero.

Bobby

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Bobby was an all round great guy this season but he also didn’t provide the drama I so crave from Love Is Blind.

Therefore, I’m sorry but he’s an average Ham and Cheese Sub with a Kit Kat Crunchy and a Fanta Orange. Tasty but not dramatic enough for my liking.

Maria

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Fancy a traditional lunch? Maybe something your nan would’ve enjoyed? Well then Maria has the meal deal for you.

We’re starting off with the classic cheese and pickle sandwich, followed by trusty Kettle Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar crisps, washed down with a Vimto, which was apparently made in 1908. Who knew?

Tom

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Tom loved to tell both Maria and the viewers about how he’s completed all of his goals except finding a wife, so surely he’d be a grown up sandwich like a beef and mustard, with a pack of vegetable crisps and an iced coffee.

That’s what people with their life together eat, right?

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