The definitive ranking of the Love Is Blind UK cast by how evil they truly are

Being honest: I have never really cared about Love Is Blind before UK. This is just my own personal tedious issue I have with the overly sickly sweetness of American reality TV. It’s too much for me. I was kind of excited then to finally get my head stuck into the franchise now Love is Blind UK has finally arrived on our shores. Did I like it? Kind of. The format is annoying and the people are kind of unbearable – but maybe that’s the key to its brilliance? One things for certain though – I have strong opinions on the cast. Here is my current ranking of the season one Love is Blind UK cast, ranked by how pure evil they are.

ABSOLUTELY NOT EVIL 

12. Freddie

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My funeral directing king. I am bias because he’s local to me and the kind of man I might fall in love with in the middle of Manchester but he is not only fit but immaculate lovely vibes too. Have to stan. Not evil.

11. Demi

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Bless Demi. You could feel her insecurity coming through the tv – not that she had anything to be insecure about considering she’s literally stunning. So glad Ollie could see it too. He’d be blind if he didn’t. Cherish her.

10. Maria

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Probs the girly out of everyone in the Love Is Blind UK cast ranked here that I’d be mates with. I think we’d have a great time with a bottle of red. The way she danced as the doors shut and she was saying bye to Tom was so iconic.

9. Sabrina

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Yeah, I wanna queen out with her and Maria. Two bottles of red. Night of my life looms. Love her and love the way she was so open about her baby plans and how she didn’t compromise. Icon.

A TINY LIL BIT EVIL

8. Tom 

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Out of all the Love is Blind men ranked here, it’s Tom I’m actually down bad for the most. Not really got much reason on why I think he’s a bit evil because he’s been nice on the show, but my track record with men like this is reason enough for me to be dubious. Just a crumb.

7. Ollie

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Men who love lifting weights this much are ones to air on the side of caution with. Why are him and Tom wearing the exact same shirt in their promo pic? Don’t get it. Did the budget run out?

6. Bobby

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I’m sorry but the job being “luxury shopping guide” is intrinsically evil. Shan’t be explaining further.

5. Jasmine

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You know when you just get a vibe that someone might be causing evil havoc in the future? This is what my gut is telling me here. Very much hoping to be wrong.

I FEAR THEY’RE EVIL

4. Catherine

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I’m glad Ollie recoiled when she confessed where she went on her birthday night out because I just know that boring boujie night was utterly tiresome. Very “let’s get a silly one” with 0 per cent silliness.

3. Steven

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Just a very specific kind of London frat bro energy that scares and intimidates. Lovessssss Inferno’s in Clapham.

2. Nicole

At least she had the sense to get out at the last minute but what kind of evil fool ignores the advice of TWO people telling you to cut and run!? Wake up, girl! WAKE UP! You made Benaiah cry for NOTHING! Love is Blind UK ranked evil second place placement deserved for that alone.

UTTERLY DESPICABLY EVIL

1. Sam

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Enough said.

The first season of Love Is Blind UK is available on Netflix now. For all the latest Netflix news, drops, quizzes and memes like The Holy Church of Netflix on Facebook. 

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