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We asked AI to rank the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast by messiness, and it’s so shady

It's a tough call with these ladies

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ByHelen Williams

17th September 2025, 14:10

Grab your snow boots and buckle up, because The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back for season six, and this time, the slopes aren’t the only things looking icy. Between surprise returns, explosive confrontations, and alliances melting faster than a Utah snowcone, the cast is serving more drama than a ski lodge soap opera.

But let’s be honest, not all Housewives bring the same level of chaos. Some practically breathe mess, while others just get swept into the storm. So, in the spirit of fun (and maybe a little shade), we’ve ranked the Salt Lake ladies from most to least messy. Spoiler alert – it’s about to get frosty.

1. Mary Cosby – The drama magnet

Mary Cosby doesn’t just bring mess, she is the mess. Her shocking return to the cast has instantly revived whispers of scandal, from her controversial church to her delightfully unfiltered one-liners.

She has a unique talent for sitting silently in a room and still making everyone’s skin crawl. This season, she’s already lit fires by refusing to back down and calling out her castmates with surgical precision.

For many people, Mary’s chaotic presence is addictive. For the women who have to film with her? Absolute nightmare fuel.

2. Meredith Marks – The fuse-lighter

Meredith Marks may speak softly, but make no mistake: She is the spark that sets the house ablaze. With her cool, calculated delivery, she has a way of dropping accusations that detonate long after she’s left the scene.

This season, she’s found herself at the centre of a ‘witch hunt’ vibe, throwing shade with the elegance of a woman who owns half the jewellery in Utah. When Meredith starts asking pointed questions in that hushed, icy tone? You know the dinner party is about to go all the way left.

3. Heather Gay – The feisty emoter

Heather is *that* housewife, the one who cries, laughs, and swings a champagne glass all in the same scene. Her honesty can be refreshing, but let’s face it, it also makes her messy as hell.

This season, Heather has been unafraid to call out hypocrisy, which is Housewives-speak for ‘she’s about to be knee-deep in feuds’. Whether she’s revisiting old scandals or confessing her own questionable choices, Heather’s raw emotions guarantee fireworks. Love her or hate her, she’s impossible to ignore.

4. Lisa Barlow – The party starter (and the mystery absentee)

Lisa is basically a walking headline. One minute she’s casually dropping celeb-level quips, the next she’s mysteriously missing from key group events. That absence? Oh, it causes more drama than her actual presence.

When Lisa does show up, she enters like a scene-stealing diva, ready to sip Diet Coke and unleash chaos. She thrives on being the glamorous outsider, and it drives the others absolutely wild.

Even when she’s off-screen, Lisa’s name is in everyone’s mouth, and that’s peak Housewives mess.

5. Britani Bateman – The camcorder confessor

As a ‘friend of’, Britani doesn’t technically have diamond snowflakes in the opening credits, but she sure acts like she does. This season, her messy engagement storyline came crashing into the group, and instead of defusing the bomb, she poured gasoline on it.

Britani has perfected the art of stirring the pot just enough to keep herself relevant, without taking the full brunt of the fallout. Consider her the secret weapon of season six – unpredictable, a little reckless, and always ready to roll tape.

6. Whitney Rose – The hot-button reactor

Whitney is basically Bravo’s golden goose for quick, fiery reactions. Someone whispers a rumour? She’s instantly calling it out. Someone gives her shade? She’s firing back with twice the heat.

This season, Whitney has been caught between alliances, which is Housewives code for ‘she’s about to be dragged into every single fight’. She doesn’t mastermind the drama, but she makes sure it gets maximum airtime. Honestly, she’s the match that keeps reigniting the flames.

7. Angie Katsanevas – The loyal sparker

Angie is fiercely loyal, and in Real Housewives land, loyalty is basically gasoline. When she picks a side, she really picks a side, and suddenly the smallest disagreements turn into all-out wars.

Season six has shown her riding hard for her chosen allies, even if it means going head-to-head with others. Angie may not be the loudest, but her ability to escalate a spat into a season-long storyline makes her quietly dangerous.

8. Bronwyn Newport – The calm before the storm

Every Real Housewives season needs one newbie who plays it cool, at least until she finds her footing. Right now, Bronwyn is the least dramatic of the bunch, observing the chaos and keeping her hands (mostly) clean.

But let’s be real: in Salt Lake City, that calm never lasts long. So while Bronwyn ranks last on the messiness scale for now, don’t be surprised if she comes out swinging later in the season. Housewives history tells us the quiet ones never stay quiet.

Messiness is what makes RHOSLC the snowstorm of chaos we know and love. Whether it’s Mary’s unpredictable outbursts, Meredith’s shady elegance, or Heather’s tear-stained truths, this season promises no shortage of icy confrontations.

So pour yourself a glass of Vida Tequila, grab some popcorn, and watch the snowballs fly!

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