Chris Hughes exposed what JoJo Siwa calls his private parts, and now I need therapy
I don’t understand why you would just volunteer this information?!
Everything I’ve heard about JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes’ relationship has been against my will, so if I’ve just learned what she calls his private parts, you can bet I’m going to plague you with it too.
Back in 2017, as Love Island’s Chris Hughes was rapping about “nut in the mouth like cashew”, Jojo Siwa was out there selling bows and singing Boomerang.
Fast forwarding to 2025, when they took part in Celebrity Big Brother together, I think it’s reasonable to say that most people were flabbergasted by the sudden emergence of their apparent love. Somehow, we’ve gone from cute dates to pregnancy rumours in a matter of weeks, something which JoJo shakily addressed on TikTok. Still, despite no baby on the horizon, people have been quizzing the couple on everything from baby names to wedding plans.
Oh, and JoJo Siwa’s nickname for her boyf’s privates – how could I forget that?
Here’s what JoJo Siwa calls Chris Hughes’ business
It’s not unheard of for men to name their junk, even if it is a rather odd thing to do. We’ve heard Ludacris call his The Truth, Hugh Jackman’s is called Ol’ James Roger, and on Reddit, someone even called his Chewbacca. More often than not, these names are for the penis itself, but being the pioneer of gay pop that she is, JoJo opted to name Chris Hughes’ testicles.
In a new interview with E! News, Chris Hughes was asked whether he’s aware of JoJo’s chosen baby names: Freddy, Eddie, and Teddy.
“Yeah, she’s mentioned those names before,” he said.
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Though JoJo had the chance to call his balls Bette Davis Eyes, it seems instead opted for Jimmy and Timmy. Which one is which is not immediately clear.
@enews Chris Hughes reveals the nicknames JoJo Siwa has given his NSFW body parts. 👀
“She calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy. So she must like Jimmy and Timmy,” Chris laughed, adding that she loves “the rhyming lingo.”
People in the comments were as taken aback by the random revelation as I, with many questioning why Chris even brought it up. It’s not like they were already talking about balls, though I guess talking about kids is like ball-adjacent.
“Hey, so I actually could have gone my whole life without knowing that!” one person wrote.
Another said: “Chris, some thoughts are inside thoughts. Just wanna mention!”
Someone else shouted: “HE DROPPED THAT SO CASUALLY.”
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