A full rundown of all the I Kissed a Boy cast ages

I Kissed a Boy has been out for half a season now, and if you’re anything like me you’re wondering how old this group of gays actually are whilst they look for love in the masseria. All with the watchful wise eye of Dannii Minogue looking over them of course. To kick off ages of everyone on this show, I’d like to declare with a gobsmacked expression that Danielle Jane Minogue is 51 years old??? I look older than her and I’m half her age, but compared to her radiant youth I’m haggard. Without further ado, here’s a rundown of all the ages of the I Kissed a Boy cast.

Ceejay: 26

Via BBC

Newbie Ceejay is 26 years old, and to be honest I assumed a bit younger? I think cause he looks so little on the telly.

Dan: 27

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Scottish Dan who’s now London based is 27. This feels correct. I’m also 27 and I’d like to think we look the same age, albeit one of us decidedly more handsome with notably better facial hair.

Vitor: 27

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Vitor moved over to the UK from Portugal when he was 18, and he’s now 27. Does anyone else wonder the temperature in the masseria? How are you not baking in a thick shirt like that?

Ben: 28

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Ben’s 28, one of the older ages in the cast. I think he comes across as one of the maturest in there to be honest, so this feels correct.

Bobski: 23

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The baby of the cast, airline manager Bobski was done DIRTY!

Gareth: 28

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Another wise soul in the masseria, Gareth joins Ben in the 28 ranks. The mothers.

Jake: 27

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Bit shocked that Jake is 27? He has a youthful, younger end of the cast energy to me? Maybe it’s the letterman jackets he loves wearing.

Joseph: 23

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Another baby of the cast, Joseph joins Bobski in the 23 club. With skin that gorgeous and radiant 23 makes complete sense to me. And yes, I am envious.

Josh: 24

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Josh is on the younger end of the cast, he’s 24.

Kailum: 25

I feel like Kailum has slightly older energy than 25 actually! We wish him well.

Mikey: 28

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I thought Mikey was going to be a bit younger actually! He’s in the mother hen group.

Ollie: 27

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Right, sorry – I refuse to believe this man is 27. I don’t mean this derogatory at all, because he’s clearly so sexy, but I thought he was in his 30s. Like, that’s a MAN right there. How is he my age? I don’t get it.

Ross: 27

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This show is literally the 27 club! But not in the morbid, celeb death sense of course.

Subomi: 29

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Subomi is the oldest mother in the cast, at 29 years old. Subomi has a wiseness that speaks volumes of his age, and him and Gareth being endgame with their wise ways and great chemistry makes complete sense with my fantasy. And that’s all the I Kissed a Boy ages complete – until they shove a fresh batch of gays in inevitably to turn more heads.

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