He’s back! Here’s Jeremy Clarkson’s cursed A-Level results day 2022 tweet
In case you’d forgotten, he got a C and two Us x
Every year on A-Level results day, Jeremy Clarkson does a cursed tweet reminding everyone that he didn’t get great grades but is still doing fine – and it seems 2022 is no exception.
Yes, Jezza is back with his annual A-Level results day 2022 tweet. Every single year he says he got a C and two Us in his A-Levels, accompanied by some kind of smug flex.
This year, he wrote: “Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat” – accompanied by a Below Deck-worthy picture of a boat and some beaut scenery.
Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat. pic.twitter.com/f7BQxi86wS
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 18, 2022
But he’s been doing these tweets since 2014. The first ever one was probably the least smug, where he said he has a Mercedes Benz:
If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 14, 2014
Since then the smugness has dramatically increased, from “I’m currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez” in 2015 to “I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds” in 2020.
2016’s offering was pretty similar to this year’s, where he said he was “on a superyacht in the Med” – as was 2019’s, where he showed an image of a French chateau he’d rented for the summer.
A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer. pic.twitter.com/tJNmJNv14X
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 15, 2019
In 2018 he said: “I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today”, a definite step up from the original Mercedes Benz brag.
Then in 2017, Jeremy wrote that his chef was “preparing truffles for breakfast”, which is pretty bloody smug – private chef and truffles? Maybe I shouldn’t have tried so hard in my own A-Levels, then that could be me rn.
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