People are sharing the hilarious reasons they’ve been blocked by celebs

Blocking is an essential part of the Twitter experience and celebs are quite sensitive at taking criticism or answering basic questions.

A Twitter user posted that they had been blocked by Wizkid for 5 years because “I tweeted when he turns 30 will he become Wizman uno”. Which in fairness is a legit question.

I’ve been blocked by Wizkid for 5 years because i tweeted when he turns 30 will he become Wizman uno

— ΣVZZY🇬🇧🧩 (@EazzyShutDown) December 18, 2019

The tweet has since started a chain of the reasons people have been blocked by celebs and usually it’s for the most basic things, proving that celebs are pretty petty and they do spend all their time reading their mentions.

Here are the best reasons why people have been blocked:

1. Purely for stating a geographical fact

https://twitter.com/usxma/status/1207596314554503169

2. Alan just couldn’t handle a little joke

I've been blocked by Alan Sugar for two years because I told him he wasn't sweet enough for me. https://t.co/7nR3hRlYXE

— 🇯🇲J MONEY™🇯🇲 מלכּה (@jnoahmorgan) December 19, 2019

3.Typos will piss off noughties celebs

I've been blocked by Ashanti for 3 years because while typing a tweet, my phone autocorrected her name to 'Ashitty'. https://t.co/FqA3jrV9Gs

— Steph (@StephanieYeboah) December 19, 2019

4. Again geography is just too much for A-listers

I've been blocked by Calvin Harris for 4 years because I reminded him that he's from Dumfries. Seriously. https://t.co/YpHXeuyi8i

— Phteven. (@SuperStevoe) December 20, 2019

5. Simple economics really

I've been blocked by 50 Cent for 5 years because I replied to him saying that adjusted to inflation he'd only be 43.3 Cent https://t.co/eV0XeSbr2j

— Shirogane Miyuki (@MohsintheUnar) December 20, 2019

6.Use of an emoji is a blockable offence

I’ve been blocked by Kay Burley for 2 years because she said a beaten up man looked like a distressed polar bear and I tweeted a confused face https://t.co/66jLSJRloM

— James Davies (@jamesorharry) December 20, 2019

7. At least he wasn’t hurt for too long

https://twitter.com/Roisin_OConnor/status/1207726627712581634

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8.You will be blocked for telling off Scottish comedians

https://twitter.com/HLThompson93/status/1207729072807251969

9. How dare you tell a reality star to donate money to charity?

https://twitter.com/SiamGoorwich/status/1207689677043617793

10. Ouch.

Blocked 6 years ago by Lily Allen who had tweeted “thinking of David Cameron lol” after he lost a vote about intervention in Syria. I replied that she should think of the Syrian kids instead 🤷🏻‍♂️

— Tom Thorogood (@TomThorogood) December 19, 2019

11. If you’re going to hate on Dan Wotton at least @ him first

i was blocked by dan wootton for writing – without an @ – 'i would do anything for love but i won't watch dan wootton interview bts' https://t.co/uIfZNLUjfb

— lucy ford 🍊 (@lucyj_ford) December 20, 2019

12. Skepta is not here for fashion critique

https://twitter.com/ayy_morris/status/1207757973881315333

13. Sometimes there’s just no reason

Estelle blocked me years ago. I don’t know why cos as wayward as the lyrics were; American Boy was a bop. https://t.co/vN3BW5ySLc

— demi colleen 🇵🇸 🇯🇲 🇮🇪 (@demicolleen) December 19, 2019

14. Never forget your roots

https://twitter.com/samatlounge/status/1208003578541031424

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