The 31 best memes about the Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney spat

If you missed the news, today Coleen Rooney accused someone using Rebekah Vardy’s Instagram account of leaking stories about her to The Sun in a wild Twitter post. And now you can’t move for Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy memes everywhere.

If you need some context, this is the tweet:

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it…… pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1

— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019

Coleen says she had suspicions one of her followers was leaking stories from her personal Instagram to The Sun.

So, WAG turned detective Coleen blocked everyone except Rebekah Vardy, who is the wife of Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, from seeing her stories and started posting fake info. Which is genius.

And now Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy memes are EVERYWHERE. Like literally, everywhere. You can’t avoid them and tbh, I don’t want to. They are fantastic. This is the original WAG content we have been starved of for so long. Here are some of the best memes:

1. DAAAAAAMN

"It's………..Rebekah Vardy's account" pic.twitter.com/9lu8QfFMQC

— Alex Finnis (@AlexFinnis) October 9, 2019

2. I love her

Coleen Rooney has united the country

— Joel Taylor (@JoelTaylorhack) October 9, 2019

3. THERE ARE BIGGER ISSUES!!!!!

BREAKING: Prorogation of Parliament cancelled in order to sort out the biggest post-war crisis the UK has known: Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 9, 2019

4. Enjoy the money Rebekah!!!!

5. To the letter of the law!!!

https://twitter.com/robfuller91/status/1181869898399662080

6.  The pure DRAMA

It was…………………….. Rebekah Vardy's account. pic.twitter.com/lUSqzb2tin

— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) October 9, 2019

7. It’s been her sleep paralysis for FIVE MONTHS

*Coleen sleeping*

　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

　　　∧_∧
　　 (　･ω･)
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿IT WAS REBEKAH VARDY
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) October 9, 2019

8. If I must x

The Sun: “Can you leak us another story about Coleen?”

Rebekah Vardy: https://t.co/FFJU88TB6M

— damo 🇺🇦 (@thedamongray) October 9, 2019

9. Speechless x

https://twitter.com/DavidMeyler/status/1181874783463657472

10. Just call her WAGatha Christie

It's……….Rebekah Vardy's account. pic.twitter.com/YG7R7RxwJI

— Thomas Gorton (@AngstromHoot) October 9, 2019

11. Got another one for you boys!!!

https://twitter.com/NathanPhxlan/status/1181879484607283201

12. Hold me

It’s Rebekah Vardy’s account!! #coleenrooney pic.twitter.com/hzY4Wuaa9s

— Jay (@Jay82_LFC) October 9, 2019

13. IT’S ONLY FAIR

Pay 👏Coleen👏Rooney👏Poirot's👏Wages👏 https://t.co/XRSdCmZA2y

— Francisco Garcia (@Ffranciscodgf) October 9, 2019

14. This iconic moment will be studied in years to come

https://twitter.com/annabellepenha/status/1181883685936742401

15. CLASSIC BEEEEEF

https://twitter.com/GrantTucker/status/1181884866398478338

16. Can I hire her as a personal detective

https://twitter.com/aminatou/status/1181883432344969216

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17. Please respect my privacy

Coleen Rooney is Britain’s finest investigative journalist, I will be making no further comment at this time

— Dominic Penna (@DominicPenna) October 9, 2019

18. The drama is actually unreal

"… it's Rebekah Vardy's account" has to be the best use of ellipsis I've ever seen

— Stephen Leng (@steveleng) October 9, 2019

19. You LOVE to see it

Me after reading Coleen Rooney’s post on Rebekah Vardy: pic.twitter.com/MM7DZoZlxV

— Tom Carnduff (@TomCarnduff) October 9, 2019

20. CHAOTIC

https://twitter.com/mmdotcox/status/1181873370960449536

21. We have ARRIVED

https://twitter.com/seanbgoneill/status/1181873104085233664

22. Beautiful

Roses are red
Everest is a mount
I have saved and screenshotted all the original stories which clearly show just one person has viewed them
It’s………..Rebekah Vardy’s account

— Dominic Penna (@DominicPenna) October 9, 2019

23. I’m ready for the Netflix adaptation

the pulitzer prize for investigative reporting goes to coleen rooney https://t.co/fTA5FW2syf

— Anna Cafolla (@AnnaCafolla) October 9, 2019

24. This is the English language used effortlessly

Coleen's Vardy statement should be taught in English Lit classes. It sets the scene intriguingly, shifts seamlessly to the hero character's plan, and that final line where the culprit is named via elpisis is some of the punchiest writing I've read.

Wonderful piece of literature https://t.co/Gx07w5ZWU5

— Daniel Austin (@_Dan_Austin) October 9, 2019

25. She did it best

https://twitter.com/nickw84/status/1181872838720049152

26. I. NEED. THIS.

https://twitter.com/elliot_gonzalez/status/1181883719877087238

27. DO IT SKY, DO IT

The type of content you love to see on a Wednesday morning, but sadly we won't be offering any odds on this. 😂 https://t.co/yiVKuEPndC

— Sky Bet (@SkyBet) October 9, 2019

28. This is the tweet

6ix9ine has posters of Rebekah Vardy on his wall.

— Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) October 9, 2019

29. Wow

Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet. pic.twitter.com/sxQ01ZyYrs

— Kristian (@vonstrenginho) October 9, 2019

30. Take THAT Rebekah

Coleen Rooney right now https://t.co/gsGmhI20oo

— Joshua (@jtok93) October 9, 2019

31. Living for this crossover tbh

Judge: You're still looking at 25 years
6ix9ine: The Instagram snitch is Rebekah Vardy pic.twitter.com/MK9vsJKuDe

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) October 9, 2019

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