Inject these 42 fish tube memes straight into my gills
Just let me ride the fish tube, please
If you're into Twitter you might have seen everyone talking about this thing called a "fish tube", and fish tube memes have risen to the kind of ubiquity once enjoyed by 30-50 feral hogs. To understand the meme, watch the video below:
The Whooshh Fish Transport System, aka the salmon cannon, is designed to transport salmon upstream over a dam through a flexible pressurised tube. You might be wondering "why on earth is this a thing?" Well it's because salmon are migratory species and need to swim upstream to spawn. Jesus Christ were you even awake in GCSE Biology? Read a book.
Now the case has been made that the fish tube isn't really a new thing, since the salmon cannon has been in operation for several years now. Fish tube deniers have also been quick to point out our need for a fish tube only represents how badly we've messed up out planet.
But honestly none of that matters. What does matter is people are obsessed with the fish tube, and these are the fishiest tubiest memes swimming around right now:
1. Can I make fish tubes with my English degree?
we need more kids in STEM*!!!!
*salmon tube engineering/manufacturing
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 13, 2019
2. Lady GaGa is 100 per cent a fish tube believer
3. Despite all the punctuation this tweet is *chef's kiss*
*coldplay “fix you” voice* let me ride………..the fish tube
— bb ghost (@emilywithcurls) August 12, 2019
4. I imagine this is totally accurate
5. NEVER refer to the fish tube as a 'silly straw'
I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw https://t.co/7UppI0r3IM
— JP (@jpbrammer) August 11, 2019
6. I love Alexandra Burke too
7. Seriously if you want to pitch this DM me x
8. I'm right over heeeere, over the dam, ohhhh
i'm in the fish tube, watching u kiss her, ohhhh
— Róisín Lanigan (@rosielanners) August 13, 2019
9. Wanting to ride the fish tube is a recurring theme, as you'll see
10. Relatable
11. Good to see this format still bangs
I don't see why you have to be a fish to ride the fish tube
12. It's okay you're going upstream to spawn
Before I get in the fish tube, anybody wanna admit they got a crush on me
— j. (@hereiamja) August 11, 2019
13. You go up the fish tube you fool
14. What happens if you vomit in the fish tube
15. Fish tube memes got real very quickly
fish tubes but for skipping stages of grief
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 11, 2019
16. In this essay I will…
We are all just helpless fish zooming through this tube called life
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) August 12, 2019
17. 'The tube'? You mean The Fish Tube™
me waving goodbye to the fish being launched across the dam through the tube pic.twitter.com/ZnfgY8dn8s
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) August 12, 2019
18. Not as good as the Coldplay one but fair play
19. Ah the crossover begineth
20. Thanks for the microwave political take no one wanted, Stephen!
BREAKING: Fish tube just qualified for the September debates.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 13, 2019
21. Yes, quite
From the people who brought you fish tube: Elk Cannon. Want an elk? We’ll fire one into your fucking face
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) August 12, 2019
22. Tbh we could replace the Eurostar with it, too
23. More feral hog crossover ahoy
24. Like this tweet if you read literature
Despite all my rage I’m still just a fish in a tube
— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) August 12, 2019
25. But what is a Hot Girl Summer???
26. Would watch, obv
27. Fish tube memes getting even bleaker
28. You get a quid if you get the reference
I took the fish tube less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 12, 2019
29. WHY RACHEL
i assume someone has already stuck their dick in the fish tube
— rachel (@rachelmillman) August 11, 2019
30. Look at those full stops – that's over 14,000 likes right there
You. Don't. Speak. For. Me. Ariel. But. I. Agree
31. Okay you didn't have to shit in our cereal like that
32. Great game, Roller Coaster Tycoon
Edited the fish tube video with Space Mountain music to give the fish a bigger thrill pic.twitter.com/IUxaosPgd6
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) August 11, 2019
33. Billy Joel could never
Fish tube, feral hog,
Epstein’s dead she beat the dog,
We didn’t start the fire— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) August 11, 2019
35. Are you okay Matt?
stick my disgusting body into that fish tube and fire me into the goddamned sun!!! let’s GO
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) August 11, 2019
36. 'Yeet me through the fish tube' t-shirts soon come
good morning yeet me through the fish tube
— JP (@jpbrammer) August 11, 2019
37. Very good reference
38. SARAH YOU'RE GROUNDED
39. 🙁
40. *Googles how to fish tube a person*
41. Fish tube > Flying cars, there I said it
42. A classic
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• We spoke to the fresher who brought an ACTUAL FISH to Fishies
• A vegan YouTuber has been caught eating fish at a restaurant, obviously







